I hate to be so negative but this post is not going start off very positive so hang in there… it will end better than it starts, surprisingly. So… I didn’t like Voyeur to begin with. I think its a normal club, they did that whole renovation thing and pretended it’s different then the previous club (Ole Madrid) when it’s really not. Ok so you used to have purple lights and now they’re pink… great. Combine the so so venue with with RUDE staff and you’re in for one bad night. I had girlfriends from out of town visiting so I asked my friend if we could swing by Voyeur. He tells me no problem come anytime. Now it is totally not my friends fault, but we got there and they tell us the list is closed. Yea ok well open it back up! I mean all the other girls were inside, since our cab was ONE hour late it was me and 2 other girls joining the group. The fool literally said no, it’s a $20 cover. I guess that’s how you know your venue sucks when you try to charge 3 girls who are friends with people that work there! I told him I wasn’t paying to get into a club I didn’t even like to begin with which then prompted him to tell me I wasn’t even that hot. So what you’re saying is I am a little hot? Hahah thanks! I really don’t know where thattt came from but considering he was a middle aged, chubby white guy with lines shaved in his head, I really didn’t care what he had to say on how I looked. He is just another bro suffering from Bounceritis. After he firmly rejected our comp’d entry, I told him his club would be bankrupt in 2 months anyway and I didn’t wanna go in. (Side note, my boss walks by as all of this is going on, tap, tap….great!)

It wasn’t even the $20 that was the problem, he was SO rude to begin with. I rather spend the $20 on 40 Jack in the Box tacos, or like 2 drinks at Sidebar. Orrrrr a cab home, or just keep the $20 etc…I understand if you’re at capacity, I understand if you can’t let me in for free, but say it nicely. I am sorry girls the list is closed, if you want to hang tight maybe I can try to work something out in a bit, or a simple I am sorry girls tonight I cant help you out woulda worked for me.

When I did the door for Hard Rock I felt SOOOO bad if I couldn’t let people in. One time I even took a girl over to Nobu and had the manager get them shots while they waited it out for me. Isn’t the point of having a club to create an environment people want to experience over and over? FAIL.

His cocky tude made his crappy club that much lamer. I am not even pulling the I hate Voyer because I was rejected thing either. Feel free to read the review on it I posted ages ago here

Anywayyyy, we shook off the drama and instead hit up Sidebar. Went right in, found some friends with a table, hung out with Brian who was in town visiting from Ohio, and had 2392929292 times more fun than we’d ever have had at Voyeur. We were at the same table with some big buff guys and I heard one say he needed a hair tie. I offered him up one and even said I would make the pony tail for him? I have no idea why I said that but I ran my fingers through his dripping wet, sweaty curly head and put a supppper high pony tail on this huge buff guy’s head. He was sooo mad at how high I put it that he yanked the hair tie away from me and started doing it himself. For another unknown reason I begged for a second shot at making the perffffect pony tail for him. He granted my wish and gave me that second shot.  sfsdfsdfsdf … Here is the pic of the pony tail I made him.

PS- at the end of the night I asked him for my hair tie back ahahahashkalsdkasjdasd. He said no and gave me his old dirty red one. I still have it! I learned that they were all Charger rookie players, so maybe one day if he is famous he will remember me as the girl who begged to give him the best pony tail ever in the middle of the club.