So every Summer Sunday the Playboy Mansion has pool parties. I have not been to one yet because usually I work Monday, so what better Sunday to hit it up than the Sunday before Labor day! Plus a gf was in town, so seeing her witness that entire scene would be rewarding enough! We got there and one of my other LA girl friends decided at the last minute she wanted to come. However that is not how these parties work, you have to know a friend who invites you, then you send your pics in and they say yes or no, this all has to be days and days before. I begged for her to be let in and they still said no even though she has been to parties before. It was so crazy getting in, they ask you who is in your car, they take a video of the amount of people in your car and match it up with their list. One name on the list per person in the car. She is mad at me, but now I am mad at her for even thinking I didn’t do everything I could to get her in. Total brat.

Anyway after that minor set back we grabbed a drink and showed our gf the mansion. We took pics of the crazy monkey who was soooo sooo thirrrrsty…

We then swung by the front lawn where some psycho bird had it out for us. He kept coming closer and closer all scary, I thought that if I shooed him off he’d back up, but nope….he full on charged me and BIT me! We died laughing but I bled! Stupid bird.

Twins

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We moved the party to the Roosevelt Hotel! That is where I saw Khloe & Rob Kardashian, Jack Osborne, Gerard Butler the 300 guy and the guy from Chuck and Larry awww. AHAH. It is crazy celebrities just party it up with the locals.

After that we went home, napped and decided to rally yet again! We hit up Hyde which was ok, we didn’t have a table so we left to where Kayla’s friends did have one. We went to Guys & Dolls… I didn’t get to move around a lot so I don’t really remember much more than sparklers n goose. We couldn’t wait to leave it was the longest but funnest day ever!