You hear it all the time:

“He likes manicures.” Creepy.

“He wore a ribbed V-neck sweater.” Creepy.

“He looked at me the entire night” Creepy.

But what exactly does this mean? For me, trust me…I know, but maybe other guys out there don’t really know they’re being creepy when they are? So I decided to compose a list of creepy things men do that are instant deal breakers.

1. Too much too soon- I told you about Stalker #1,  he was a total creep. I think the first time I met him he had asked me to meet his parents. You hear it all the time, you barely know someone yet and “He already called me” or “She moved her toothbrush in after one night” It is not just a guy thing, girls do it too. People, relax… take your time getting to know someone otherwise you come off desperate and creepy!

2. Staring- I seriously get so weirded out by people with intense eye contact or people who still stare when you’re not even talking. You know, when you’re on a date and he wont take his eyes off of you and its almost like he wants you to notice. Once you catch him staring he gives you that sorta like yeahhh I’m staring look. Ahhh hate it. Creeeeepy. Staring fits into that too much too soon category. What is worse is strangers that stare. I was at the gym last night and this nasty old man who smelled like 23,920 cigarettes sat on the bike next to me just staring at me. I felt it and got so creeped out I had to move. You barely know me so lets just go easy on the staring.

3. TOO Close With Mom- Yea there is such a thing. He calls his mom more than you, his mom has a key to his house and shows up uninvited, he takes her side over yours, hello maybe you should date your mom? It is one thing to be cool with your mom fellas, but its pretty creepy when your mom rules your life willingly.

4. Creepy Compliments- Nothing is grosser than when a guy compliments a weird body part. “Nice thighs” Ya? Really? Thanks creep. There is something gross about someone you don’t know analyzing your thighs or other random body parts. Unless it’s a face compliment save the rest for later. Months later! Also, guys stop with the creepy facebook messages. One guy writes me sick emails over and over, what is the point? That’s fine you want to be friends, but these crazy weird emails to girls you don’t know have to stop. Plus we know you copy and paste them to every cute girl anyway and the only thing it gets you is a one way ticket to the trash can.

5. Strange hobbies/Weird Collections- I know I own a spray tanning machine, and have a bedroom exploding with the color pink but to me that’s just annoying, not creepy Hobbies or collections that are strange to me are those people who are so obsessed with video games that they dress up and go to Comic Con. Or maybe that guy who is obsessed with boy scout badges? Or what about guys that take ribbon dancing or hip hop at the gym… you know sideways hats and all? Or what about a guy that collects guns. Ahhh scary! Or maybe Melissa’s dirt collections? ha ha jk but the rest is just creepy.

6. In the Know- Everyone knows facebook or other social websites used for “researching” love interests but c’mon, if she just updated her status that she’s at the mall, you don’t call her and ask her what she’s getting at the mall. Unless you know each other well enough to not care that you sound like a stalker, let her tell you she’s at the mall.

7. Vulgar Talk- I hate vulgar talk, especially with someone I just met. It is so weird that someone would talk so aggressive so soon! Keep your weird scary talk to yourself, actually don’t. I like that you just eliminated yourself instantly. Saves me time

8. His Friends Know Everything- Oh yeahh Matt told me you’re going to Cabo next month. Oh Matt told me you and your friends just went to see Britney. Wait, what? I barely told him, why would he ever tell you? PS-Who even areeee you?

9. Overly Groomed- I am sorry, some girls might like soft feminine man hands but I don’t. I don’t like nails that look like hes been petting a street dog all day either, but isn’t there such thing as a normal man hand? Short clean nails, nothing too cracked but a little roughed up, and PLEASE no clear nail polish! Clear nail polish is sooooooo gross to me!!! Men do NOT wear nail polish or make up while were at it. Men should never ever wear make up. Smudged eyeliner? On a man? Unless it is Halloween…no. Also men that get more facials and treatments than I do. Creepy. Unless you are with your gf, keep it on the DL.

10. Touchy Feely- Last but not least, a sure fire way to come off as a creep is to be too touchy too soon. He is the guy who moves your hair over the dinner table, or the guy who wants to hold hands the second you met him. It’s wild how many guys put their hands all over girls, uninvited, considering how creepy it is.

There you have it. If you did any of the above things, please stop because she is probably telling her friends you’re creepy. She also is probably not returning your calls.

What things do people do that are creepy to you?