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  • December28th

    Hahahah guys make me laugh. Looking back at 2009, it was most definitely the year of mistake men but hey, that is what makes life fun. Just like that quote says, “A girl can wait for the right man to come along, but in the meantime that doesn’t mean she can’t have fun with all the wrong ones.”

    That was my 2009, no right one in sight so I will make do with what I got. I thought it would be fun to go through my 2009 dating line up to share with you what made all of my 2009 men deal breakers.

    1. The never ending break up. Never make the mistake of trying to re-date your ex, especially when they aren’t even asking to get back together. I made that mistake of allowing that whole lets hang out as “friends” thing and boy did I learn my lesson.  Oh so we’re friends as you date other girls? Ya nooo. Don’t go there. I learned unless he is at your door begging for you back, he’s just killing time. Don’t be your ex bf’s security blanket.

    2. Athletes- Sure they’re hot, successful and wanted by many, but at the end of the day most are utterly pointless. I talked to one NFL’er for a bit but realized I was just 1/500 others. I learned there is no point dating someone like that. As much as I love athletic guys and football, I could never sacrifice my happiness by staying with a professional athlete as a side dish. I don’t know how or why girl’s allow themselves to be involved in that. For 2010? Just say no to men who want more than one woman. Tiger Woods included. Who cares who they are, if you sense they are players, save yourself the time. If they leave her for you, they’ll leave you for her.

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  • July23rd

    So I just spray tanned my friend and she was telling me all about this date she went on with this fool she met out at Shore Club. (1st problem)… he picked her up for their date and actually came inside before to use her bathroom (2nd problem)… he tells her he’s going to surprise her and take her to dinner. She finally begs him to tell her where they are going and he says “Turquoise Bar, I hear its a nice date spot”. Yeah it is she replied. He asked her, “Oh so you’ve been here before?” Wellll uhhh yeah I’ve lived in PB for 5 years and I have been on dates before so yeah… He tells her he’s unemployed (3rd problem) and that he won’t settle for just “any ol’ job” Aka can’t find one. Hello… it’s San Diego, you’re lucky to get hired at the mall these days. Anyway they have an ok date, she had one glass of wine and was pretty over him UNTIL the waitress came to ask if they wanted another round, his reply? “No, just the check”. Whattttt? In her head she was thinking… um I don’t like you, now you don’t like me? She didn’t understand how he couldn’t like her but here’s the twist. He really was just SUPER eager to get her back to his house! So hes driving her home, (so she thinks) until she notices his car is not heading towards her house at all. She says…uh were taking me home right? He says shhh just listen to the music.(4th problem who kidnaps someone?) “Nooooo I have work tomorrow I gotta go home!” He replies with “I have a nice bottle of red wine at home and HBO ON DEMANDDDDDD!” asdjlaksdjasdkljdsa omg seriously?(5th, 6th, 7th, 8th, 9th problem) So do I, so does everyone.

    What is up with guys, their wine, their jacuzzis, their couches? No I dont wanna come over and drink red wine with you, I rather go home and find you on facebook and laugh with my roommates. No I dont wanna come over and go in your jacuzzi or see your place. No I dont wanna spend the night. What stupid girl does? Then after my friend declines, he says, ok well… you seem like a respectable girl. Ya think? I love when guys ask me these questions because they are instantly erased from my memory for life. shitty living room

  • June21st

    When I think about my dating life I feel like I don’t date anyone, but I realized I date tons of guys, just none worth remembering. Every guy I meet is so weird in one way or another. I love telling my dating horror stories, but I don’t want to offend anyone so I wait a little while and of course change up the names and stuff.

    So Kyle is the  brother of one of my friends Cammie. I met Kyle out one night I was with Cammie and she told me I had to date her brother because his current gf was a total loser. I was like helloooo I am not gonna steal your brother away from his gf but if they break up let me know.

    Nothing came of it but maybe a month later I get a text from Kyle saying he broke up with his gf and wanted to hangout. I gave him a hard time of course, accusing him of probably still being with her, but he assured me he was single. (I later found out he was single for like our date only) Love how that works.

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