So I think its wildly entertaining to have guys pop up into my life after months of not talking. Uh what, you think now, 5 months later I wanna hangout? Nah, actually I forgot you existed 4 months ago until you just texted me… sorry? That whole stop talking, then reappear thing only sends one message… You didn’t care to make an effort then, so either your gf just dumped you, or you’ve finally hit rock bottom and become super desperate, cause ohhh nowwww you’re interested? Well I’m not. It, doesn’t quite work that way. I am over guys thinking the ball and timing is entirely in their court. If you meet someone you think you might be interested in, you only have a certain amount of time to make something happen until most girls are over it. I personally won’t wait long if there are too many complications, games, or lame hangout attempts. Nexxxxt.

You had your chance, lost it, now take my number outta your blackberry. With the amount of men that come in and out of my life I don’t really get hung up on one or another. If it doesnt work, then no biggie, for every 1 no, there are 794 other yes’.

I also know so many guys who casually date girls, act a fool for months causing the girl to finally leave and thennn the guy runs back a few months later wanting to change and commit. Again it doesn’t work that way. Once we reach that we cant stand you point there is no turning back. There is a certain amount of bitterness inside us that will prevent us from ever liking you again, even if that’s all we ever wanted. So many guys play little games with me, half ass try to date me, causing me to get over it and disappear, all to have them crawling back months later now wanting to try. I try to convince myself to give them another shot but I physically, mentally and emotionally can’t. You look super pathetic and I’m totally over it. Most guys think they have endless chances with girls, and sure some loser girls might give you 23 tries, but no self respecting girl would ever.

Oh and what about the ex boyfriends who hit 30+, have nervous breakdowns that they’re still 30, single and getting drunk in bars with their loser friends who think the party never stops, hitting up their ex gfs wanting to settle down now. Hahaha nooope. Do yourself a favor and grab a girl while you still can. The party does stop and when you finally realize it does, your ex gf doesn’t want to hear about it. She’ll be married with kids by then anyway. So today’s lesson for men is, hey even if you might not be entirely ready for something with a girl, you should know a good thing when you see it, so if you walk right past it? Please never walk back cause we’re over it

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