Hahahah guys make me laugh. Looking back at 2009, it was most definitely the year of mistake men but hey, that is what makes life fun. Just like that quote says, “A girl can wait for the right man to come along, but in the meantime that doesn’t mean she can’t have fun with all the wrong ones.”

That was my 2009, no right one in sight so I will make do with what I got. I thought it would be fun to go through my 2009 dating line up to share with you what made all of my 2009 men deal breakers.

1. The never ending break up. Never make the mistake of trying to re-date your ex, especially when they aren’t even asking to get back together. I made that mistake of allowing that whole lets hang out as “friends” thing and boy did I learn my lesson.  Oh so we’re friends as you date other girls? Ya nooo. Don’t go there. I learned unless he is at your door begging for you back, he’s just killing time. Don’t be your ex bf’s security blanket.

2. Athletes- Sure they’re hot, successful and wanted by many, but at the end of the day most are utterly pointless. I talked to one NFL’er for a bit but realized I was just 1/500 others. I learned there is no point dating someone like that. As much as I love athletic guys and football, I could never sacrifice my happiness by staying with a professional athlete as a side dish. I don’t know how or why girl’s allow themselves to be involved in that. For 2010? Just say no to men who want more than one woman. Tiger Woods included. Who cares who they are, if you sense they are players, save yourself the time. If they leave her for you, they’ll leave you for her.

Joshy is irrelevant to this post Click to read more about my mistake men…

3. The Hot, Dumb Guys- Gosh hot dumb guys are so tempting. I’m sure it is the same with hot dumb girls, there is just something about dating a super hot guy… But like athletes, it’s all pointless if you have nothing else in common. So many girls date guys simply because they’re hot. The other night I met the hottest guy ever, but he was so dumb I just had to walk away. Most hot guys are obsessed with being hot, and need to be told they’re hot and wanted every second. Too high maintenance and the second you’re not feeding their ego they’re off to find someone else who will.

4. The Rich Guy- I meet so many guys who try to buy me, I have had cars, houses, shopping sprees offered, what ever I want, however I want none of it. I dated this one guy who wanted to get married without even knowing me. So many rich men just want to date a fun girl and fake a marriage. I couldn’t do it, nothing is more annoying than hearing rich guys constantly brag, “I am going to Miami for so and so’s party”, kewl! “I just bought a limited edition Porsche Px9sZ00″ kewl! The rich guys I were meeting were jaded, in their eyes, money buys whatever they want. There will always be someone hotter and easier they can buy if you get a lil lippy. I learned I could never be with someone solely for money.

5. The Fear of Commitment Man or should I say Boy- This guy would tell me we were perfect for each other, would tell me we’re getting married, etc. Joking or not we had a perfect friendship and never dated because he was too big of pu double s y to take it there. I knew we would have been such a perfect couple and BFFs but I got sick of waiting around for him to man up. Next

6. The Demanding Spoiled Guys- What is up with these weirdo men who instantly wanna call the shots? Asking for pictures of me? I don’t know your ass why would I send you a picture of me. They are also the guys telling you what to do right away. Wear your hair like this, wear this for me, etc. How about um no? I am sorry you’re used to getting your way with easy girls, but that road stops…um… here. How you deal with the fork in the road doesn’t matter to me. Go left, go right, but after one hang out you are not calling the shots, and not getting a picture.

7. The Players- I dated a guy who was dating 3 others girls. Deep down I knew what was going on but I pretended everything was ok. I learned to always trust my gut. If you think you’re being played, you probably are. If someone gives compliments too easily and they seem generic? They probably are. If someone is telling you they miss you but aren’t making plans with you? They are probably busy with someone else. All you players get left in ’09.

8. The Broke Joke- I am SOOO not the girl who only dates guys with money, both my past BFs have been broke, however I am 26, I can’t be splitting Golden Spoon tabs. I was talking to this guy who honestly would split $6.00 bills with me! I didn’t mind at first but I realized I had already been down this road. I can not take someone serious who can’t cover a $6.00 bill. The end.

That is all I can brainstorm for now. As you can see I have dated an array of mistake men and even though it was a blast getting to know all these clowns, I must kiss them all goodbye midnight of 2010. I left out many I dated probably because there wasn’t really one thing wrong with them, more so either bad timing or not much in common. Anyway…

My New Years Resolution is really to focus on keeping quality people in my life, people that only bring positivity and genuine friendship to the table. All this other bs I stated above is sewwww ’09.

Happy Almost New Year! And beware of 2009 dating! Lets really make 2010 the year we get what we want!