My roommate keeps harassing me about how messy I am and I think she should stop. Ashleigh, learn to love me for me! No but seriously, I am always so busy I never have time to just sit and clean. My room is over flowing with suitcases, un-hung clothes, boxes from when I moved in a year ago (Ok that is a little bad) but there is always 239 other things I’d rather be doing than cleaning! She spends 30 minutes a day cleaning, I’d rather go to target, workout 30 minutes longer, write, facebook, cut my bangs, youtube, eat, spray tan etc etc. I avoid doing laundry and at times I will just buy new things to sneak out of tackling my laundry. I guess I need to work on being cleaner but my roommate needs to stop passive aggressively telling me I am a messy joke. Today when I asked her for a lint roller she said “Maybe if you cleaned your room you could find yours.” Ok ok I get it!

I attempted to clean the kitchen floor last night. I began by taking a paper towel and wiping up the crumbs, then I took a wet one with some cleaner and wiped it again. She found me on the floor like Cinderella and said, NO wonder you hate cleaning you look like a slave down there. She informed me that we did have a mini vacuum and swiffer. I guess I will experiment with those sometime. I haven’t cleaned since like 1992 when my parents forced me to as punishment, I guess I will try to clean more, but no promises