July22nd

Guys with shaved legs are so confusing to me. Why are your legs shaved? Unless you are an athlete, and are having your ankles taped daily, you shouldn’t be shaving your legs period.  Tonight at the gym I saw this guy with smoother legs than me. Shiny and glowy. I guess I just hate when guys shave visible body parts all together. You are a guy not a girl. Please stop shaving, your silky smooth legs are gross.

Shaved Man LegsOther things I saw tonight at the gym that confused me were:

Guys that grunt when they lift weights

People that weigh 400 lbs doing the outer thigh machine? Probably should focus on cardio and weights first ya? Those machines are pointless as is.

Scary staring/creepy/molester eyes, I always catch one peeping Tom per visit

Why the vacuum guy always has to vacuum where I am standing… seriously always?!!!

Why girls workout with their boobs out or with hoop earrings on? I saw a girls entire boob tonight and

How girls with size HH boobs even run on the treadmill? It looked so painful I felt so bad for her :( Big boobed girls, I feel your pain!

I think that was all that confused me tonight :) I have been kind of moody lately, I will try to control it in my future posts.

4 Comments

  • Comment by Daniel — July 22, 2009 @ 12:32 am

    i thought about shaving my legs for awhile when i was doing a lot of cycling. but being half asian i dont have super hairy legs to begin with, and for the fact that it DOES look super weird, i opted against it. im happy with my decision.

    and the vacuum guy,… its obvious hes tooootally crushin’.

  • Comment by Sean Leffler — July 22, 2009 @ 9:50 am

    i didn’t know guys shaved their legs… well other than swimmers and junk. but why would any other dude have a legitimate reason other than their boyfriend doesn’t like the way it feels when their legs rub together in bed at night…

    and can i tell you about the Henry’s vitamin aisle jerk? this guy was at the gym and unpacked his gym bag in a circle around his “area”. he was taking up enough space for 3 people, was wearing what looked like a wrestling singlet, and walked around he was a huge guy and the hottest shit in the gym. i don’t think he will ever realize he is 45 years old, works at Henry’s in the vitamin aisle, and is literally 5’3″. i want to kick him in the throat.

    that being said, i will go to the point loma 24 hour tonight to see what kind of clowns they have there.

  • Comment by Sean Leffler — July 22, 2009 @ 8:16 pm

    so 24 hour point loma is HUGE. i never realized how big that gym is! i think it was douchebag-lite tonight, most of them were probably at the horse races picking up drunk girls in floppy hats, or horse jockeys. but there were still enough to laugh at. one guy thought he was SO SHREDDED, he cut a normal t-shirt in to a spaghetti strap baby-tee so that his huge pecs and rock-hard abs could be seen. there was a single word printed on the front of his shirt, but he cut the sleeves in so deep it knocked off letters at the beginning and the end. we’ll never know what it said originally, but what was left read “…OMOSEXUA…” maybe one day the secret will be revealed.

  • Comment by amandajo — July 22, 2009 @ 8:18 pm

    well tonight at my gym i saw a stupid guy break dancing in between sets. im surprised my eyes didnt pop out of their sockets due to the excessive glaring i was doing. he was so repulsive, thought he was so hot swerving around the gym like a robot. i think he saw me glaring. i hope so, he needs to STOP!

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