• Rants

  • July27th

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    Why Are Men Wearing Headbands?

    Posted in: BOYS Fashion Picks, Boysss, Celebrity Fashions & Gossip, Do's & Dont's, Rants

    So the other day I was eating at Firehouse in PB and in walks this bro with bleach blonde surfer hair, a droopy muscle tank, too tight short shorts (By the way are these in style again also?) and a turquoise woven Indian headband. Yes a headband, Pocahontas style. We all stared at this guy confused like, hmmm did he lose a bet? Is he serious? No… he has to be kidding, but nope, sure enough he sat down at the table with the rest of his bros, who keep in mind, said nothing about his headband, and ate a nice lunch. Is this some new trend men have taken a liking to? I mean I know some girls who wear the hippie headbands and it’s cute, but guys? No. Never.

    Guys, leave the headband wearing to us girls…

  • July6th

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    To All My Cheaters Out There…

    Posted in: Boysss, Dating Do's & Don'ts, Hot Topics, Rants

    This blog post is lengthy, but I had to post it. It was written by a fellow female blogger and is a a greatttt post about cheating… why people do it, how to avoid it and exactly what it is. Cheating isn’t just kissing or sleeping with someone else, it entails soooo much, muchhhh more. Cheating is the scariest thing to me, because if someone doesn’t know exactly what it is, and how they avoid it, you just never know what someone can do to you… Read up and avoid!

    Cheating rant begins:

    “I fucking HATE it that cheating is so glamourized is TV shows and movies nowadays. Seriously, ALMOST EVERY SINGLE FUCKING SHOW INVOLVES CHEATING! Everybody is doing it, so why shouldn’t you? It’s portrayed as this thing that cannot be helped; is inevitable in all relationships. BUT THAT’S NOT TRUE!

    Carrie Bradshaw is the character in Sex & the City that most women relate the most to. She believes in “The One”, passion, romance, and whimsically unrealistic expectations of men. She is also unbelievably self centered when it comes to relationships. I despise this sort of girls but thankfully, I don’t have to date them.

    And even she cheated. TWICE. Once on Aidan with Big, repeatedly and with no intentions to stop till she got caught by Big’s WIFE. Embarrassing. Another time while married to Big… with Aidan. I consider kissing cheating too btw. Anything that will hurt your partner is considered cheating. Just coz she saw him in Abu Dhabi and thinks it *roll eyes* MUST be destiny.

    “Here’s the litmus test – if it will upset the other person when they find out, I think it’s considered cheating. So if you have to hide it, you shouldn’t be doing it.”


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  • July6th

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    Wondering Why Girls Keep Crappy Boyfriends…

    Posted in: Boysss, Dating Do's & Don'ts, Rants, Your Best Life!

    I’m not gonna lie, I have had my fair share of loser boyfriends, but what I don’t understand is how some girls never seem to outgrow this phase? Sure it’s hard to walk away (Been there, done that ten times trust me…) but once you do let go, you’re one step closer to being happy and finding exactly what you deserve. I know soooo many cute girls and how come so many of them have fool boyfriends? I am finally to the point where unless I am with someone equally invested in my happiness, I am 100% not interested. I am getting too old, and have too much self respect to sit and nag at some fool to give me what I know I deserve, how come not every girl feels this way? Before we go any further, yes this applies to guys as well, dating lame girls that is, I however am writing it from my view. Please save the girls are a mess too comments, trust me I know.

    I think a lot of girls think they need a boyfriend, but realistically um… you don’t. What is even crazier is these guys the girls think they need, do nothing nice for them. I’m convinced most girls are totally in love with the idea of love and not the actual guy. I also think it has a lot to do with a loss of control. When guys back off and stop caring about the relationship, girls enter panic mode and try harder. No. Stop. Girls, most of the time when you pick up your lame-0 guy’s slack, he just ends up caring less. He sees how desperate you are to make it work and will abuse his control over you. Best thing to do? Back off. Your guy should want to be with you and want to put in equal work.

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  • June11th

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    Island Girl- WORST Nail Polish EVER!

    Posted in: Make up Tips, Rants

    Just a heads up to all my fellow Pedicure Princess’ out there, Island Girl nail polish is quite possibly the worst nail polish everrrr. I normally don’t bother writing bad reviews, but after 4 polish removals and repaints, I crown this worst nail polish ever! They are starting to carry Island Girl in some nail salons here in Las Vegas and I have seen it in San Diego as well so BEWARE! It flakes off in huge chunks and chips just putting on a shoe. Sucks because the colors are super bright and sooo cute, but it’s proven to be far too high maintenance and a total waste of a pedicure.

  • April30th

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    Christina Aguilera’s NEW Video Not Myself Tonight?

    Posted in: Celebrity Fashions & Gossip, Rants, Videos

    Ehhh not yourself tonight? Or ever… I don’t know why, but I’ve just never really been an Xtina fan. For some reason her ever changing personality is just unappealing to me. One minute she’s a bad ass brunette grinding in a boxing ring, next minute she’s a hardcore Latina singing in Spanish, then wait, now she’s crying about wanting to be beautiful in her own skin, and ok now she’s back to being a blonde porn star. I’m all for multi “talented” peopl,e but she clearly lacks an identity or personal style. I suppose that could be her “style” not having one, but that doesn’t really work for me.

    Christina’s new video is lame, she comes off desperate and looks like a complete Gaga knock off. I just don’t think Xtina pulls off the “I’m a crazy hooker” style the way Gaga does. Xtina looks thirrrrsty, classless and cheap. Not a fan of the video orrrrr the song :P


    Thoughts?

  • April20th

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    Intervention 2010 at Hard Rock Hotel San Diego… YIKES!

    Posted in: Rants

    While browsing through the first day of Intervention’s pictures I came to one conclusion… 80% of the people in the pictures should not be in bikinis. I bet some of you are thinking, hmm what is Intervention? Well, Intervention is San Diego’s version of the Rehab pool party at the Hard Rock Hotel in Vegas…  A huge pool party that the Hard Rock here in San Diego throws all Summer long. The first party was last Sunday and I just went through all the pics… yikes. Almost every single person in the pics was either pale or out of shape, and considering it is a social, “look at me” type of pool party, it just doesn’t make sense why some of these people are half naked when they shouldn’t be. I guess everyone missed my “Start Primping NOW” post which went over all the steps needed before baring it all at this Summer’s pool parties :P

    Not sure what that bow tie is doing around her neck? Or the lei? Huh?

    The girl in the white did it right tho. In shape, tan, cute bikini and cover up. Trying to be cute but not overly.


    Hey, I’m not saying everyone has to be in perfect shape, or perfectly tan, but why make yourself look soooo bad, in the unforgiving sunlight, when there are ways around it? Besides, no one even goes in the pool, (except drunk guys needing to pee) so there really is no reason to be in your bikini in the first place, it’s not that hot.

    So I figured, instead of feeling the pressure to bare it all at these kewl Summer pool parties, lets go over a few good alternative options together. And before you email me telling me I’m fat, ugly, and superficial just know I’m: 1. Not telling out of shape, pale people they’re not allowed to layout or have fun, it’s just the “scene spot” people go to be seen , you know a human car show. Don’t bring your bashed in, rim-less Miata to the car show. and 2. I am no where near pool party shape either, but that is why you didn’t see me in a bikini at opening day of Intervention. Shh… I just want everyone looking their best. ;)

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  • March30th

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    Girls, in a Hit it & Quit it Rut?

    Posted in: Dating Do's & Don'ts, Rants

    Sorry I have been so MIA guys, I was working the CTIA convention in Las Vegas, and then was celebrating a birthday in LA this past weekend… Anyway I have sooo much to talk about and so much to post about so don’t leave me just yet. My latest confusion is why floozie girls complain about being single? Sorry guys, this might make it more tricky for you to find your one night stands, but I need to address this issue.

    The other night my guy friend decided to invite 2 girls to join us for a nice dinner in Vegas. I was all for it until they, um… showed up. One girl was a total mess, glammed to the max in denim booty shorts, high high stripper heels, overly glossed collagen lips, pouffy pageant hair, and a top so low I could see her boobs, bra and all. What kind of girl “friend” wears this to a nice dinner, knowing she’s about to meet her guy friend and another girl? When I freaked out about who we were eating with (Embarrassed because she looked like an escort) He told me who cares, shes like 35. Wait what? 35, and you’re still single, prowling around Vegas with your boobs out like you’re hot shit?  Lemme guess, you go home at night, drink 5 bottles of wine alone and wonder why no one takes you serious? Respectable men, the kind you cry about wanting to find, don’t want to date strippers or women that dress like them.

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  • February3rd

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    Guys- You Snooze? You Lose

    Posted in: Boysss, Dating Do's & Don'ts, Rants

    So I think its wildly entertaining to have guys pop up into my life after months of not talking. Uh what, you think now, 5 months later I wanna hangout? Nah, actually I forgot you existed 4 months ago until you just texted me… sorry? That whole stop talking, then reappear thing only sends one message… You didn’t care to make an effort then, so either your gf just dumped you, or you’ve finally hit rock bottom and become super desperate, cause ohhh nowwww you’re interested? Well I’m not. It, doesn’t quite work that way. I am over guys thinking the ball and timing is entirely in their court. If you meet someone you think you might be interested in, you only have a certain amount of time to make something happen until most girls are over it. I personally won’t wait long if there are too many complications, games, or lame hangout attempts. Nexxxxt.

    You had your chance, lost it, now take my number outta your blackberry. With the amount of men that come in and out of my life I don’t really get hung up on one or another. If it doesnt work, then no biggie, for every 1 no, there are 794 other yes’.

    I also know so many guys who casually date girls, act a fool for months causing the girl to finally leave and thennn the guy runs back a few months later wanting to change and commit. Again it doesn’t work that way. Once we reach that we cant stand you point there is no turning back. There is a certain amount of bitterness inside us that will prevent us from ever liking you again, even if that’s all we ever wanted. So many guys play little games with me, half ass try to date me, causing me to get over it and disappear, all to have them crawling back months later now wanting to try. I try to convince myself to give them another shot but I physically, mentally and emotionally can’t. You look super pathetic and I’m totally over it. Most guys think they have endless chances with girls, and sure some loser girls might give you 23 tries, but no self respecting girl would ever. ;)

    Oh and what about the ex boyfriends who hit 30+, have nervous breakdowns that they’re still 30, single and getting drunk in bars with their loser friends who think the party never stops, hitting up their ex gfs wanting to settle down now. Hahaha nooope. Do yourself a favor and grab a girl while you still can. The party does stop and when you finally realize it does, your ex gf doesn’t want to hear about it. She’ll be married with kids by then anyway. So today’s lesson for men is, hey even if you might not be entirely ready for something with a girl, you should know a good thing when you see it, so if you walk right past it? Please never walk back cause we’re over it ;)

    AHahahsda FOOLzzzzz

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