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December18th

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Young Adult Movie- FAIL

Posted in: Hot Topics, Rants

Ughhhhhhhh talk about a complete disappointment! I had such high hopes for this movie but honestly, it was one of the worst movies everrrrr. Me and my gfs all went to dinner at Quality Social Downtown on Friday for drinks and apps, and then after walked over to the theater to check it out. We were all so excited to see it and had been planning it forever, I even told them all they had to wear Hello Kitty gear to get in the Young Adult spirit, but all that planning did not pay off because it was a major movie fail. I guess the positive in this was we did get some super fun girl time

So why did it suck so bad you ask?

Well, I don’t know exactly why, it just did. The movie is not funny at all except for the funny parts you see in the preview. It actually was semi depressing. She has all these crazy issues, she’s chasing her ex boyfriend who’s now married w a kid, she’s a total train wreck alcoholic who pulls her hair out, literally… etc etc. She makes a total fool of herself 100 times and it just ends all bad. The movie is slow, boring and has no real point or ending. I have no idea how it even made it to Sundance, let alone theaters.

I thought I would have sooo much in common with Charlize, however it turns out the only things I have in common with her character are:

* I sleep in Hello Kitty shirts.

* I have a super cute Pomeranian but I don’t abandon her in motel rooms.

* I have her Dior sunglasses she wears the entire movie.

* I have a similar grumpy, dry sarcasm, however hers is more like a severe depression.

* I make weird, “expressive” faces when I talk

* I am stubborn.

Things I do NOT have in common with this girl:

* Sometimes I don’t like brushing my hair but mine is never in knots.

* I don’t pull my hair out, ewww looked so painful and gross.

* I do not have a drinking problem.

* I do not chase married men with babies, nor would ever.

* I don’t like mini coopers.

* I don’t wear baggy man jeans.

* I don’t sleep with unattractive, large men when I am sad.

Ok I think you get the point… I rarely advise against seeing movies but this one is for sure skippable which is sooooo sad because I totally thought it would be my new favorite, it had suchhh potential! I wouldn’t even rent it. That bad.
August15th

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Wet Republic NOT Hot 100

Posted in: Rants, VEGAS Hot Spots

I am seriously embarrassed to be a girl with all these Hot 100 bikini contests going on… I went to the one here at the SE Hotel in San Diego (only because it was a friends birthday ohhhkay) and it was incredibleeee, in an entertaining sort of way of course. I thought the San Diego one was bad until I saw the pictures from the Las Vegas one! Whoa.

I don’t understand these contests, because they’re not even accurate at ALL as to who is the “hottest”. 90% of the girls who entered are disasters with lopsided boobs. Actually, now that I think about it, I should have entered, I guess to win 35k all it took was simply knowing enough people to vote for you. Nah, my dignity isn’t worth 35k. I can’t even imagine standing next to these things disguised as females.

I don’t even know what is going on with the chick in blue, how are they ok with these boob jobs? I flip out if 1cm of my bang is crooked let alone my boobs? Then to put on a string and show the crooked things off??? Now I know why guys think girls are a joke.

Ee-nie, meanie, mine-e, NO.

Girl next door, almost… not quite. Who is making these hideous, skinny, weird sideways tops?

“A” cup fake boobs. My fave. Another weird top, so what, did they all caravan to the stripper store together? Girrrrrl you get blue flowers and I’ll get brown glitter!

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June23rd

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Busy Little Bee

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Ever since I got a 9-5, my first ever might I add, my poor little site has been severely neglected. I am sorrrrry! I’ve been especially busy planning a fashion show event for my work’s birthday this Saturday, so after this weekend my site can then be resumed. I also lost my camera cord, has anyone seen it? I have tons of pics to upload from Vegas and LA etc but can’t seem to remember where I left it. I am also in the process of moving so yeahhhh, I will be mia for a second. Thanks for being patient I will reply to all my backed up emails sooooon I promise!
February21st

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Over the SD Bubble

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San Diego really is the most annoying little bubble ever, I’m so incredibly over it. It’s way too easy to get caught up in the dumb drama the bubble brings and I realize that I need to distance myself from it, it really is good for nothing. I’ve tried to have friends in the industry, but for the most part it always ends the same, me wanting nothing to do with them. I have never been an industry girl, that’s probably why everyone in the industry thinks I’m a brat… I like to have fun and all, but I’m not fun like they want. I wear blazers and turtlenecks, don’t do drugs, want to be in bed by 1am, don’t enjoy 4am coke parties, and always stay true to myself even if it means calling someone out. Industry people don’t like being called out that’s for sure, and they definitely hate the truth… Probably because they’re not used to it. Their phony friends just tell them what they wanna hear and in return, people mistake that ease as friendship and loyalty. Wrong. I’ve met sooo many industry people who would stab their “best friend” in the back faster than you could ever imagine. I’ve seen it, I’ve had it done to me.

Lately I’ve heard so many ”industry” people refer to me as a Princess, but I’ll take that as a compliment. I value myself, want things done correctly, don’t let people take advantage of me, think that I’m above doing drugs, and expect to be treated with respect. If you say you’re my friend, and I am a good friend to you, I expect that in return. If I buy a 2k table and you get an attitude with me, I am going to respond the same. Disrespect me and yeah, you’ll hear about it. I am nice to people until they give me a reason not to be. Makes sense to a normal person, not so much to an industry phony. The second you open your mouth they don’t know what to do, they’re not used to it. Backbones? What are those?

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January23rd

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Why Do People…

Posted in: Make up Tips, Rants

Think it’s insulting to call girls “make up faces”?

Calling me that doesn’t hurt my feelings. I’ll never understand why someone else cares what I put on my face. I look just fine without make up thank you very much, but I am girly and do enjoy playing with products and make up. Same way you bros like fixing up bikes and cars, I like playing with my face. End of story, now can we move on to some better insults? Thanks.

Oh and I have no idea why Sheila has a kiss on her boobs. Def not from my pink lips! Flooze.

Wearing Creme de la Femme lipstick by MAC.
January15th

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My New Gym/Life Shirt

Posted in: Boysss, Rants

Isn’t this shirt perfect? Why didn’t I come out with a BYE line already? It’s all that I ever want to say anyway. I am really shocked with some of the conversation attempts I have been getting lately. Solution? This shirt. My shirt would get a lot of use… Grocery store, gym, doctor’s office, jogging, shopping… ahhh such a great fool tool. I guess I could buy a couple? All I would have to do is point and smile

I purposely go to the gym hideous, with no make up, so why do guys still come up and bother me? It’s such a tricky thing, because sometimes I might want guys to talk to me, but the chance you’re one of the .000000000001% I have an interest in is rare which brings me back to the it’s best you leave me be rule. Plus when guys go up to a girl at the gym everyoneeee watches, so not only are you stressing me out, the fact that 90 eyes are on me as you’re stressing me out, stresses me out even more! I did have a guy write me a note once, that was at least respectful, however I have no idea where he got the supplies?

It just seems every single place I go to, a guy bothers me and in the wrong way. Maybe if it were a normal hi or hello it’d be one thing, but the fools that come up to me say the stupidest things. If they’re not speechless, stuttering WHOA HEY HIIIIIIIIIIIIIII, WHOA HEY THERE, then they’re sick perverts growling, grunting, barking, howling etc. Plus they’re always out of my league? Not like I am some untouchable princess (…. pause…) but if you’re 56, why on earth would I want to talk to you? If you are the trash man, who has 5 ninos at home and a lovely wife waiting to greet you with a big dinner, why are you blowing kisses at me? Do you think we like it? Stop. Oh and don’t bother sending comments that say, you should be happy that men want to talk to you. Really? Because I see them harass everyone, even fugly girls, so no, harassing me really is not a compliment.

Then the other day a bum yelled at Sheila and I. If you even call it yelling. I never turn around, but whatever noise he made caused me to turn around out of pure shock, I had to see what creature made the noise. When I turned around he said YEAHHHHHHHHH as he nodded his head or something sick. He then peed his pants. My whole face scrunched up. I feel gross men should be responsible for my wrinkles and be held liable in a beauty court. Pay up, we’ll see how much you be barkin then.

Then there are the guys who think they need to offer their gym assistance as a method of contact. Oh how kind of you! Nothing is more annoying than when you bros try to give me workout tips. I’ll always say no thanks and walk off. It’s soooo rude. If we’re gonna exchange tips then how about you go change your outfit, stop only working out your biceps, stop plucking your brows too much, take off your bandanna and then well chat. Plus when I am super sweaty and ugly I really don’t want anyone to talk to me so I guess we worked through this complex together?

Final verdict? Do not bother me at the gym or ever, unless you are polite and normal. Bye.

Disclaimer: No, I didn’t really buy the shirt, I am 100% snob online where I’m safe, but only 82% snob in real life. I kind of wish I did though, these predators need to be controlled.
January13th

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You Just Can’t Win…

Posted in: Rants

I found this on a fellow female blogger’s site and died laughing, soooo true! You really can’t win in life! All we can do is do what makes us happy and well, if people don’t like it, hair toss, bye. There will always be someone unhappy with something you’re doing, do it anyway.

A list of some common dilemmas we face daily, lots of them being online!

If you are anonymous – you must be a fat ugly loser in real life.

If you show your identity and you look ugly – You should do plastic surgery.

If you show your identity and you already did plastic surgery – you are fake and disgusting.

If you are au-natural and pretty – you are still fake coz you put make-up, or must photoshop your pictures.

If you are pretty and don’t put make up – it’s because you don’t know how. Also, you look boring and pale.

If you are pretty and put make up – you are superficial, insecure and shallow. Go save a whale.

If you get popular – you are a famewhore.

If you don’t get popular – you are a nobody.

If you get popular and earn money from being popular – you are a sell-out.

If you get popular but don’t earn money – you are stupid, and also, who do you think you are, so bloody high and mighty?

If you are single and not dating – something’s wrong with you.

If you are single and dating – you are a slut.

If you are attached – your boyfriend is either ugly or too good for you.

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September23rd

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STOP Double & Triple Texting!

Posted in: Boysss, Dating Do's & Don'ts, Do's & Dont's, Rants

Ok, so you met the cutest new guy or girl, you’re dyingggg to hangout so you shoot them a text. Great. Fine. Perfect, way to be aggressive. Ok but woops…. they don’t reply? Well bad news for you that’s not a good start. I know, I know there are a million things that could have prevented a reply. They did mention white water rafting when you met, maybe they’re out of town with no service? Your phone hassss been acting funny, maybe it didn’t send? Maybe they’re working? So yea, there are a few random .0002% chances that they never got your text, that is why I will grant you a second text. BUT after that, you are NEVER to contact them again unless they reply.

However with this second text, there are rules. Serious rules. And I said TWO texts total, not NINE.

FIRST and foremost your second text may NEVER say “Oh okkkk or not” “Okkkk fine don’t reply” “I guess you don’t like me ” Hello? Um I’m pretty sure they know they didn’t reply to you, no need to re bring it up like you noticed. Way to act totally desperate.

SECOND your follow up text should be DAYS later, not an hour later like you have nothing better to do than to worry about whether or not he replied.

THIRD The second text should have NOTHING to do with your first text. If your first text said “hey whats upppp.” Then the most your second text can say is “Hey, were going out later if you want to come let me know.” The second text should just be a poke reminder like Hi, I’m here. If he bites great if not, delete. He’s not interested .

FOURTH (Most important) After you contact someone twice, whether it’s Facebook, Twitter, Text, Email, Calling whatever… if they do not reply after two tries, that’s IT. Never contact them again. I don’t care who it is unless they owe you money

FIFTH When you are ignored, you are not allowed to reply ANGRY texts! Forget you, forget it. Oh ok I see how it is. Whatever you’re not hot anyway… all I am reading is “I was rejected and I am mad!” Save face and just be quiet.

Example of just one of the psycho texters: Hsdkflfdjkahaha are you kidding?

PS LOL doesn’t trick me into thinking you’re laughing and don’t care.

Exception to the Triple Texting law: The ONLY exception to this rule is if it’s a friend or someone you don’t care what they think. This post is in regards to dating and new phone numbers in your phone, not really anything else. Courting someone does not mean chasing until you’re out of breath.

Disclaimer: Disregard these rules if you are an asshole ex boyfriend who messed up, call a million times until she forgives you. Actually you should be at her door crying with flowers not calling anyway.