So I recently read a Miss Piggy quote that I loved, so I went to find more and became totally obsessed with all her other quotes. Who knew she was so pigspirational! haha… Check them out!
Beauty takes practice.
For the thin look, buy clothes two sizes too large.
For the glamorous look, choose plain-looking dining companions.
Never let your frog out-dress you.
Having a dull hairstyle is like putting an olive on top of a chocolate sundae. It makes your whole appearance unappetizing.
Never eat more than you can lift.
There is only one gift you should accept on your first date – diamonds.
I am a pig, and as a pig, I have always stood out.
All my scenes are my own. A double? Impossible! I am unique.
This, you see, is my ultimate ambition – to live a simple life with the frog I love.
Moi has always possessed a charm that is lethal to men.
There is the satisfaction of providing your public with a vision of true beautology, true sytlisity, – how can I put it? – true glamorositude.
The early bird gets the worm – which is what he deserves.
You have to be going to a pretty awful place if getting there is half the fun.
There is no one on the planet to compare with moi.
Who should ask whom out? As long as he’s paying, who cares?
Only time can heal a broken heart, just as only time can heal his broken arms and legs.
