So why did it suck so bad you ask?

Well, I don’t know exactly why, it just did. The movie is not funny at all except for the funny parts you see in the preview. It actually was semi depressing. She has all these crazy issues, she’s chasing her ex boyfriend who’s now married w a kid, she’s a total train wreck alcoholic who pulls her hair out, literally… etc etc. She makes a total fool of herself 100 times and it just ends all bad. The movie is slow, boring and has no real point or ending. I have no idea how it even made it to Sundance, let alone theaters.

I thought I would have sooo much in common with Charlize, however it turns out the only things I have in common with her character are:

* I sleep in Hello Kitty shirts.

* I have a super cute Pomeranian but I don’t abandon her in motel rooms.

* I have her Dior sunglasses she wears the entire movie.

* I have a similar grumpy, dry sarcasm, however hers is more like a severe depression.

* I make weird, “expressive” faces when I talk

* I am stubborn.

Things I do NOT have in common with this girl:

* Sometimes I don’t like brushing my hair but mine is never in knots.

* I don’t pull my hair out, ewww looked so painful and gross.

* I do not have a  drinking problem.

* I do not chase married men with babies, nor would ever.

* I don’t like mini coopers.

* I don’t wear baggy man jeans.

* I don’t sleep with unattractive, large men when I am sad.

Ok I think you get the point… I rarely advise against seeing movies but this one is for sure skippable which is sooooo sad because I totally thought it would be my new favorite, it had suchhh potential! I wouldn’t even rent it. That bad.

So… if you are a fool like me and crack your screen every other Tuesday, problem solved… A-Z Wireless will give you a brand new I-Phone screen for around $60-70 bucks depending on your model. The new screens also come with a 30 day warranty.

They have four locations, one in Mission Valley next to Ralph’s off Friars, and one in El Cajon’s Parkway ghetto Plaza mall, one in Carlsbad and one in Plaza Bonita mall. They also unlock I-Phones and all that other cell phone/techy stuff!

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Hilton was booked around 2 a.m. on a cocaine possession charge and was released later that morning. No other details are available at this time other than Paris’ lawyer asked people not to jump to conclusions. Yeah… ummmmk.

Hilton was linked to drugs earlier this summer, and in July, she was detained in South Africa for alleged marijuana possession (charges were later dropped when a friend said the pot belonged to her). And a few weeks later, reports surfaced that Hilton was stopped in France after local authorities found less than a gram of marijuana in her purse. Hilton denied the second incident on Twitter, writing: “The stories saying I have been arrested are completely false!”

Later that year, during an interview with Larry King, she famously denied ever using drugs. That’s the biggest joke ever! I know severallll people who have partied with Paris, in her own home, and have seen her use coke time and time again, why even bother denying it, everyone know Paris is a coke wh*re. Do I love her style and diva’ness? Sure. Her coke problem? Not so much. Drugs are so 90′s.

So excited, the only reality tv star I ever liked, Shayne Lamas, has started her own website/blog and it’s very similar to mine, personal rants and raves, but mostly focused around fashion items she loves! Her and I have a pretty similar style, girly, annoying, and over the top. Always has perfect hair and make up and doesn’t leave home without at least one thing sparkling. I am excited to follow her new blog. She is a little less reserved when blogging than I am, so it makes for a fun read that’s for sure, no holding back.

I remember when I first saw Shayne on the Bachelor, she was the only cute one with style. Everyone else was a boring light haired brunette in maroon floor length sparkle gowns, while she wore flirty little mini dresses and flowers in her hair. I only watched the show to check up on her cute fashions from time to time, and even spent an entire night searching for a pair of shades she wore in one episode. I took my sun-glass obsession to a crazy level and sent her a Myspace message asking what brand they were and went on to purchase them after she replied to me telling me they were her favorite by Marc Jacobs! Shayne stalker for sure

Anyway, she is the cutest thing ever, perfect princess hair and always sporting a different colored nail polish like me. (Hot pink is one of her favorites as well) She talks about interesting, girly things so if you want a similar blog to follow, check hers out! She also has the cuteeeeest shoe line on it’s way out, look out for that. Literally every shoe is the cutest thing ever!

Check Shayne’s blog out at http://www.lamasrichie.com/

1. He’s dead.

2. Rumors were he and Brittany died from mold inside the home.

3. The preliminary autopsy concluded that Monjack’s death on May 23 was caused by acute pneumonia and severe anemia, “just like Brittany.”

4. Murphy died December 20th from a combination of pneumonia, an iron deficiency and multiple drug intoxication’s. The drugs involved, of course, were legal and were being used to treat Brittany’s respiratory infections.

5. The couple’s home was tested by “a well-respected company” for dangerous mold just two months before Murphy’s death. ”Simon Monjack received the report and assured Brittany and Sharon Murphy that there was no mold danger and it was safe to stay in the house.”

6. A coroner’s investigator dismissed online speculation that the pneumonia deaths of actress Brittany Murphy and her husband, Simon Monjack, may both have been related to viral mold inside their Los Angeles home.

So that’s that. Apparently neither died from mold but who really knows anymore. I think the most shocking part of this story is that no one even cared the guy died? Forget caring, I didn’t even hear it happened? :/ Such a sad story. Moral of this story is? Don’t marry weirdos, check your house for mold just in case, and don’t do drugs. The end.

Even though I actually love these photos, they seem to be causing quite the controversy around town. Many believe these photos are too risque for someone Kendall’s age. 14 is pretty young to be sporting smokey eyes and bikinis but hey, it’s Hollywood and she’s half a Kardashian, what do you expect? She’s not my kid so oh well. I understand it’s not a good example for kids her age but that’s parents job to enforce. There will always be someone setting a bad example, part of being a parent is you get to decide what morals and values you install in your kid.

Kendall Jenner shares the same mom as Kim and her sisters, but as most of you know, has a different dad. I bet Bruce is pissed about these pics. We all know Kris loves them! Kendall has been slowly but surely getting into modeling (started off with Forever 21) and has recently signed with Wilhelmina Modeling Agency. I’m excited to watch her career grow, I hope she stays true to herself and look and doesn’t take it much further than this while she’s so young.

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As Eminem’s Recovery moves toward yet another week at the top of the Billboard  album chart, his “Love the Way You Lie” also maintains its assault on radio and the digital realm (as of this writing, it stood as the most-downloaded song on iTunes). It seems poised to top Katy Perry’s “California Gurls” this week and take its place at the front of the line on the Billboard Hot 100. That would give Eminem his second consecutive chart-topper, following the success of “Not Afraid.”

But even if “Love the Way You Lie” doesn’t make it to the top of the Billboard Hot 100 this week, Slim Shady can be proud that fans have voted it their favorite collaboration with a female artist. On Monday (July 12), MTV wondered out loud whether or not “Love the Way You Lie” (which features Rihanna) was better than his collaborations with Pink, Dido, Dina Rae or his daughter Hailie. The final results of the poll were razor thin, but Rihanna narrowly pulled off the victory, bringing in 39.77 percent of the vote.

Thought I’d share a remake of it by some YouTubers. Really like their version, better than Eminem’s actually… even bought it off Itunes here.

Continue for the full lyrics…

You ever love somebody so much
You can barely breathe
When you’re with them
You meet
And neither one of you
Even know what hit ‘em
Got that warm fuzzy feeling
Yeah them chills
Used to get ‘em
Now you’re getting fucking sick
Of looking at ‘em
You swore you’ve never hit ‘em
Never do nothing to hurt ‘em
Now you’re in each other’s face
Spewing venom
And these words
When you spit ‘em
You push
Pull each other’s hair
Scratch, claw, bit ‘em
Throw ‘em down

Pin ‘em
So lost in the moments
When you’re in ‘em
It’s the rage that took over
It controls you both
So they say it’s best
To go your separate ways
Guess that they don’t know ya
Cause today
That was yesterday
Yesterday is over
It’s a different day
Sound like broken records
Playin’ over
But you promised her
Next time you’ll show restraint
You don’t get another chance
Life is no Nintendo game
But you lied again
Now you get to watch her leave
Out the window
Guess that’s why they call it window pane

Just gonna stand there
And watch me burn
But that’s alright
Because I like
The way it hurts
Just gonna stand there
And hear me cry
But that’s alright
Because I love
The way you lie
I love the way you lie
I love the way you lie

Now I know we said things
Did things
That we didn’t mean
And we fall back
Into the same patterns
Same routine
But your temper’s just as bad
As mine is
You’re the same as me
But when it comes to love
You’re just as blinded
Baby please come back
It wasn’t you
Baby it was me
Maybe our relationship
Isn’t as crazy as it seems
Maybe that’s what happens
When a tornado meets a volcano
All I know is
I love you too much
To walk away though
Come inside
Pick up your bags off the sidewalk
Don’t you hear sincerity
In my voice when I talk
Told you this is my fault
Look me in the eyeball
Next time I’m pissed
I’ll aim my fist
At the dry wall
Next time
There will be no next time
I apologize
Even though I know it’s lies
I’m tired of the games
I just want her back
I know I’m a liar
If she ever tries to fucking leave again
I’mma tie her to the bed
And set the house on fire

Just gonna stand there
And watch me burn
But that’s alright
Because I like
The way it hurts
Just gonna stand there
And hear me cry
But that’s alright
Because I love
The way you lie
I love the way you lie
I love the way you lie

At the time Reggie & Kim were dating Kim was ready to take things to the next level and was eager to be married. Reggie? Wanted anything but. The two had hard times maintaining a long distance relationship, and because they were on two different pages relationship wise, eventually split earlier this year.

Showbiz Spy.com continues by saying:

Reggie realized Kim was the one and said he was finally ready to get married. But after months of being single, Kim’s realized Reggie wasn’t the one, and now she’s moved on,” a source tells the magazine. The ‘Keeping Up With the Kardashians’ starlet now has a new boyfriend, Miles Austin, another football player.

Miles took Kim to his hometown of Garfield, N.J., to meet his family. They spent the night at the Jersey Shore with all his friends,” the source explains. Reggie isn’t too happy about this development.

“Ever since Reggie found out about Miles, he’s been going crazy sending Kim lots of nasty e-mails. She just ignores them. Reggie has unsuccessfully tried to reach out to Miles.” Kim recently gave up shared custody of the ex-couple’s dog, Rocky to avoid all contact. “Kim always intended on staying friends with Reggie – but now he doesn’t want to let her move on,” the source adds.

When will people learn… ya better think twice before such drastic decisions. You only live once so you better think twice. I’d never look back if I were Kim. Reggie clearly only wants Kim now that he lost her and she’s moved on. So over people needing to lose the ones they love in order to appreciate them. Find someone who appreciates you today. This time I’m TEAM KIM. On to the next….

Ok soooooo…… I lasted in Las Vegas like 2 minutes but whatever, I couldn’t handle it, I had to move home to San Diego! Yep I’m back. My entire life I’ve been dying to try living there so I did and learned fast that is not where I belong. Never know if you never try though right? So hey at least I tried. Vegas for me is best left to visit.

So what went wrong? Well a number of things. First of all I had an awesome job, but realistically to benefit from it fully I would have to stick it out in Vegas for years. Network, create relationships, work my way up, establish clientele, etc. I never ever planned on staying in Vegas for more than a Summer, so I figured it was pointless investing time in a goal I didn’t even want to fulfill.

As awesome as working for TAO was, the hours were late. Some nights I wouldn’t get home until 6am. The sun would be rising as I would drive home. Anyone who knows me knows I am a total grandma who doesn’t do drugs, so not being in bed by midnight, and staying up til 6am was rough/impossible. Then add smokey casinos and clubs into the equation, no thanks. Still coughing by the way…

Then there’s the whole Vegas never sleeps thing. I am all for going out and having fun, but in Vegas… it never stops, I couldn’t keep up. My job meant social outings, and networking tons which then meant men whom I’d normally never everrrr blink twice at got the privilege of obtaining my phone number and abusing it all hours of the day. I would get the nastiest text messages I’ve ever gotten in my life. I still can’t believe guys would just text a total stranger they met while she is working to meet up and crush it. I honestly had no idea what that even meant until I was informed later on. I guess it did not mean to come meet up and have a fun crazy night?

Another huge problem was not being able to workout outside. Its 111 degrees, literally. No more street runs. Great. Even if the weather was suitable for a quick run, the neighborhood most certainly was not. I tried running outside once and after passing 3 bums, a drug deal, 2 trannies/hookers, pigeons, cigarette butts, and tweekers, I promised myself that was my first and last Vegas run. Then I was eating like a pig, feasts each meal (my fault, not Vegas’) but it overall was just an unhealthy living environment. No street runs + endless Wynn buffets = BAD news.

On to the people…. The people were just yuck, only looking to use you for their own benefits. Could I have met more normal people over time? Sure. But I didn’t. My one and only girl friend turned out to be a total psycho, stopped being my friend over a spray tan. I think that was the final straw. Everyone was nuts, I just wanted to go back home to my nice, healthy, green grass life in San Diego.

I did make a handful of guy friends who were super nice and helpful but you can’t live in Vegas with only guy friends, I need close girl friends to survive, just how I am. Anyway, I am back home living with two of my best friends, steps from the beach and couldn’t be happier! I still do tons of stuff in Vegas so I can still help everyone out with anything Vegas related. I know everyone out there industry wise so my trip wasn’t pointless. Overall it was definitely an experience I do not regret, I had a blast but realize my heart is happier here in San Diego. I laid out all day in the perfect 80 degree weather and now am laying on my floor as the ocean breeze blows through my balcony door… couldn’t be happier.

Back to princess parties, crafting, painting, running, beach bunny’ing, and Priscilla petting I go

To read more about living in Vegas continue…

I do get emails all the time though asking for advice while living in Vegas so I did want to touch base on a few basic questions regarding jobs, rent, and life in general out there….

* RENT- Dirt cheap. You can find a house or room for rent for under 400 bucks easily, and in NICE places! I was staying in a high rise condo fully loaded with a concierge, roof top pool, roof top track, hot tub, gym, office, etc etc… Rent there ran about $1,200 bucks. In San Diego that condo would have been at least double that.

* JOBS- Hard to get. You have to either know someone, have a fat ass resume, or be ready to wh*re it up for a job. I actually scored my job just by being fab. I saw a craigslist posting for a cocktailing position, applied, set up a meeting with TAO and was offered a better position because of my website and strong social network. So be prepared to wait a while for a good job.

* DAILY LIFE- Daily life in Vegas was pretty weird. I mean they have all the same stuff you use wherever you’re from but its just different. The society in general in Vegas is just dirty. One trip to CVS and you casually encounter a minimum of at least 2 bums per trip. All begging for money. Plus its 111 out so you’re now running errands in miserable heat. If you live anywhere near the strip you sit in strip traffic daily and freeway traffic can be unruly between 3pm and 7pm.

Everyday I would try and do normal things but it was hard. Just not as nice as San Diego. Vegas does have everything you need to maintain a normal life off the strip tho.

* FRIENDS- Like I said, hard to meet good people, but possible. You have to put yourself out there. Be social, find friends off facebook who live out there and seem normal, go out a lot… Takes a while to create a good posse but  def do-able. Vegas is a town people move to in hopes to hustle $$. Most people you meet are only there for that reason and have no interest in really being loyal, honest friends.

Hope my tips help and shine some light on living in Sin City! Any other questions feel free to email me