Ughhhhhhhh talk about a complete disappointment! I had such high hopes for this movie but honestly, it was one of the worst movies everrrrr. Me and my gfs all went to dinner at Quality Social Downtown on Friday for drinks and apps, and then after walked over to the theater to check it out. We were all so excited to see it and had been planning it forever, I even told them all they had to wear Hello Kitty gear to get in the Young Adult spirit, but all that planning did not pay off because it was a major movie fail. I guess the positive in this was we did get some super fun girl time
So why did it suck so bad you ask?
Well, I don’t know exactly why, it just did. The movie is not funny at all except for the funny parts you see in the preview. It actually was semi depressing. She has all these crazy issues, she’s chasing her ex boyfriend who’s now married w a kid, she’s a total train wreck alcoholic who pulls her hair out, literally… etc etc. She makes a total fool of herself 100 times and it just ends all bad. The movie is slow, boring and has no real point or ending. I have no idea how it even made it to Sundance, let alone theaters.
I thought I would have sooo much in common with Charlize, however it turns out the only things I have in common with her character are:
* I sleep in Hello Kitty shirts.
* I have a super cute Pomeranian but I don’t abandon her in motel rooms.
* I have her Dior sunglasses she wears the entire movie.
* I have a similar grumpy, dry sarcasm, however hers is more like a severe depression.
* I make weird, “expressive” faces when I talk
* I am stubborn.
Things I do NOT have in common with this girl:
* Sometimes I don’t like brushing my hair but mine is never in knots.
* I don’t pull my hair out, ewww looked so painful and gross.
* I do not have a drinking problem.
* I do not chase married men with babies, nor would ever.
* I don’t like mini coopers.
* I don’t wear baggy man jeans.
* I don’t sleep with unattractive, large men when I am sad.
Ok I think you get the point… I rarely advise against seeing movies but this one is for sure skippable which is sooooo sad because I totally thought it would be my new favorite, it had suchhh potential! I wouldn’t even rent it. That bad.
































