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  • January15th

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    My man Nelly sat down with www.flyguychronicles.com to talk about some of the latest scandals going on in celebrity relationships. From Tiger Woods cheating to how he handles groupies and side chicks, here is a glimpse into the way Nelly views relationships. Pretty interesting, I wonder how much of it is actually sincere considering Nelly has his fair share of groupie h*eszzzz?

    Nelly On whether you should confess to cheating, even if you don’t get caught…

    Obviously no one wants to get cheated on and no one wants to hurt the person they are with. I think its one of those things where” to each its own”. No relationship is the same and I think that is what we are forgetting when we look at this. A relationship should be whatever makes those two people happy. That’s what we forget. Everyone is trying to stereotype what a relationship should be. If those two people are happy, that’s the way it should be. I hate when you look at all these books on how to make a relationship work. How the hell you are going to say how to make a relationship work when people aren’t the same? Their environment aren’t the same. They go to marriage counselors telling them how a relationship should be and his relationship ain’t even right.

    Nelly On Tiger Woods In The Media…

    I don’t see how all these wimpy ass cats are coming out talking about how they’ve lost all this respect for Tiger…. If I was tiger i would say “I’m apologizing to my wife and my family. I’m not apologizing to nobody else out here. I don’t owe nobody else anything. This was MY wife. That’s who he owes his apology to. He owes that to his kids. It has nothing to do with golf. That has nothing to do with a public perception. That was a personal relationship. That’s what I hate. He without sin cast the first stone. That’s how I feel. Can’t no one mess with that man on the golf course and I hope he comes out and whips everyone’s ass. I’m cheering for Tiger than ever now.

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  • December28th

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    Hahahah guys make me laugh. Looking back at 2009, it was most definitely the year of mistake men but hey, that is what makes life fun. Just like that quote says, “A girl can wait for the right man to come along, but in the meantime that doesn’t mean she can’t have fun with all the wrong ones.”

    That was my 2009, no right one in sight so I will make do with what I got. I thought it would be fun to go through my 2009 dating line up to share with you what made all of my 2009 men deal breakers.

    1. The never ending break up. Never make the mistake of trying to re-date your ex, especially when they aren’t even asking to get back together. I made that mistake of allowing that whole lets hang out as “friends” thing and boy did I learn my lesson.  Oh so we’re friends as you date other girls? Ya nooo. Don’t go there. I learned unless he is at your door begging for you back, he’s just killing time. Don’t be your ex bf’s security blanket.

    2. Athletes- Sure they’re hot, successful and wanted by many, but at the end of the day most are utterly pointless. I talked to one NFL’er for a bit but realized I was just 1/500 others. I learned there is no point dating someone like that. As much as I love athletic guys and football, I could never sacrifice my happiness by staying with a professional athlete as a side dish. I don’t know how or why girl’s allow themselves to be involved in that. For 2010? Just say no to men who want more than one woman. Tiger Woods included. Who cares who they are, if you sense they are players, save yourself the time. If they leave her for you, they’ll leave you for her.

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    Joshy is irrelevant to this post :) Click to read more about my mistake men…

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  • December13th

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    I really hate the generation we live in right now, there is so much bad going on it is hard to stay positive these days. Minus what a great, fun life I have most of the time, people and their values these days seem to be at an all time low and it really is constant work to stay positive and focused on what matters. The loyalty, honesty and respect most people once carried has almost entirely vanished, it’s so discouraging. Everyone you read about is having affairs with random, younger women, trading in their entire hand built marriage for bimbos in clubs or hookers, committing white collar crimes, boyfriends releasing personal pictures of celebrity ex gfs for money, it all makes me sick. People treat each other with no respect.

    With all these recent cheaters, combined with my own life experience of crappy boyfriends and friends, I can’t help but go off on a tangent about how crazy our time really is. Even talking to my 82 year old grandma last night, she tells me in all her years alive, right now is the worst it has ever, ever been. How awful is that? To say that in her entire life this society and this nation is the worst its ever been?

    It really gets me thinking. What is different? What has changed? Well, I have no idea WHEN or WHERE it changed but things are certainly different. Here are my thoughts on why our society is a total mess:

    1. Dumber girls with zero self respect. Bigger boobs, shorter skirts, easier girls. Music videos tell us that is what is hot and wanted, all being told to us by these fool rappers that end up cheating on their wives and girlfriends anyway. The dumber women get, the more men want to use them, the more they don’t respect traditional relationships, why would they? I really don’t blame men entirely. Honestly, if I was a guy in today’s society I would think women were a total joke. Average, normal girls now commonly resort to prostitution and sleeping with married men/celebrities to feel self worth. Like did all these mistresses Tiger was with think they were really the only one? HE HAS A WIFE! Why are you in his HOUSE? Why are you texting him? Because you’re dumb, desperate, and ok with being the total random chick on the side.

    Girls are way way way too easy today, they stand for nothing and fall for everything. Are ALL girls this way? Of course not, but overall I think girls are responsible for more than the men. Men have and always will do what they are allowed.

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  • October12th

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    Why do guys have little thin mustaches? No, seriously…… why? They are not hot, no girl likes a thin, sparse mustache. Jamie Foxx, Nelly, my husband Adrian Peterson… please shave your stashey’s, pleaseeeeeee. You all would be 498% times hotter without them! The thin mustache era gottts to go. So many potential men are ruined with them.

    *UPDATE: I am not dissing on goatee/stash combos. They are NOT suggested, however they are not nearly as repulsive as these little thin, clean mustaches below.

    If you have a stash, shave it now! Thanks :)

    adrian-peterson

    Nelly

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  • September18th

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    Renee Zellweger is not the one for you, I am! Why is myyy man dating her? I knew they were sort of talking a while ago, but I just opened People Magazine to find they are still an item, hugging and kissing on vacation in Philadelphia, gross. I’m pissed. Not only is she kind of annoying but she’s 40! That is a cougar. Brad can do better eh hem ;)

    renee-zellweger

  • September16th

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    Why are Jay & Beyonce so cute? This is the kind of guy I would settle for, a ride or die Clyde. Swaggaaa on point, mature, successful, smart, loves his B,  independent, however down to cause a little trouble ;)

    This is still one of my all time favorite videos! Down to ride ’til the very end, it’s me and my boyfriend.

  • August19th

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    Now I am no expert on guy’s fashion, but I do know what girls like to see on guys. To me, I think for both men and women, looking your best starts with basic grooming.  If a person has nice skin, hits the gym every so often, has groomed hair and overall looks fresh and clean, then choosing an outfit is the easy part. With that being sad, guys… Please start here ;)

    *Hair- Stay on top of that hairy neck. Keep your hair trimmed and clean. For me short hair is the best. Few can pull off long hair styles and most end up just looking messy.

    *Skin- Invest in some good skin care products. Skin care products are NOT only for girls. Just don’t be weird about it. You should be wearing a face lotion with SPF in it each day. It protects your skin as well as hydrates it leaving your skin fresh and glowy. You also should make friends with the sun once and a while to make sure you do have a bit of color. Pale is never cute. ;)

    * Hands/Feet- I hate men that are TOO groomed so make sure your hands and feet aren’t chewed up, but again no clear nail polish, creepy. Keep them short and clean and lotioned at least once a month jeezzz.

    * Eyebrows- Eyebrows are a critical issue. Remove one hair too many and your whole face could be ruined so guys, be careful! Overly plucked man eyebrows are just as bad as a unibrow to me. A little off the middle, a little tinyyyyyy baby bit off the underneath and you should be good. If you are removing half your eyebrow chances are your face is ruined!!!!!!! Let them grow, just not too much ;)

    *Facial Hair- I dislike most facial hair. It’s scruffy and messy. But, an occasional scruff, when done correct looks ok. Just keep it trimmed up and as clean looking as possible.

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  • July13th

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    So on my drive home today from OC back to SD, I heard Ne-Yo on the radio which then inspired me to dig out and pop in my Year of the Gentleman CD. I love this CD. I love Ne-yo. Ne-Yo is just so awesome, everything about him (Minus his look, not super into it). I love all of his songs, his music style, his voice, but I would never want him to sing to me, that’d be creepy. I don’t like guys that sing to girls, I just think its stressful and awkward. So with that being said, I think that in a competition for my love, Nelly would still hold the title as champion. There is just something about Nelly’s swag that’s so dreamy. Nice guys don’t finish last with me but clingy, obsessed, guys with guitars singing to me do. Idk what I would do if Nelly sang to me, I think I’d be over him. Anyway, the point of this post was for you to buy/DL/listen to Year of the Gentleman, its not new, its last year’s CD but its just a great CD. Oooh and another good Ne-yo song, NOT on that CD that my friend Scott discovered is called “Over my Head” been listening to that on repeat as well! I loveee Ne-Yo! My favorite songs on this cd, in this order are ;)

    1. Fade into the Background

    2. So you can Cry

    3. Why does she Stay

    4. Miss Independent

    5. Mad

    6. Part of the List

    Ok so yeah maybe I love the whole cd?

    Click the pic to get a full list of all the songs or to preview any!

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