Isn’t this shirt perfect? Why didn’t I come out with a BYE line already? It’s all that I ever want to say anyway. I am really shocked with some of the conversation attempts I have been getting lately. Solution? This shirt. My shirt would get a lot of use… Grocery store, gym, doctor’s office, jogging, shopping… ahhh such a great fool tool. I guess I could buy a couple? All I would have to do is point and smile

I purposely go to the gym hideous, with no make up, so why do guys still come up and bother me? It’s such a tricky thing, because sometimes I might want guys to talk to me, but the chance you’re one of the .000000000001% I have an interest in is rare which brings me back to the it’s best you leave me be rule. Plus when guys go up to a girl at the gym everyoneeee watches, so not only are you stressing me out, the fact that 90 eyes are on me as you’re stressing me out, stresses me out even more! I did have a guy write me a note once, that was at least respectful, however I have no idea where he got the supplies?
It just seems every single place I go to, a guy bothers me and in the wrong way. Maybe if it were a normal hi or hello it’d be one thing, but the fools that come up to me say the stupidest things. If they’re not speechless, stuttering WHOA HEY HIIIIIIIIIIIIIII, WHOA HEY THERE, then they’re sick perverts growling, grunting, barking, howling etc. Plus they’re always out of my league? Not like I am some untouchable princess (…. pause…) but if you’re 56, why on earth would I want to talk to you? If you are the trash man, who has 5 ninos at home and a lovely wife waiting to greet you with a big dinner, why are you blowing kisses at me? Do you think we like it? Stop. Oh and don’t bother sending comments that say, you should be happy that men want to talk to you. Really? Because I see them harass everyone, even fugly girls, so no, harassing me really is not a compliment.
Then the other day a bum yelled at Sheila and I. If you even call it yelling. I never turn around, but whatever noise he made caused me to turn around out of pure shock, I had to see what creature made the noise. When I turned around he said YEAHHHHHHHHH as he nodded his head or something sick. He then peed his pants. My whole face scrunched up. I feel gross men should be responsible for my wrinkles and be held liable in a beauty court. Pay up, we’ll see how much you be barkin then.
Then there are the guys who think they need to offer their gym assistance as a method of contact. Oh how kind of you! Nothing is more annoying than when you bros try to give me workout tips. I’ll always say no thanks and walk off. It’s soooo rude. If we’re gonna exchange tips then how about you go change your outfit, stop only working out your biceps, stop plucking your brows too much, take off your bandanna and then well chat. Plus when I am super sweaty and ugly I really don’t want anyone to talk to me so I guess we worked through this complex together?
Final verdict? Do not bother me at the gym or ever, unless you are polite and normal. Bye.
Disclaimer: No, I didn’t really buy the shirt, I am 100% snob online where I’m safe, but only 82% snob in real life. I kind of wish I did though, these predators need to be controlled.