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December18th

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All I Want For Christmas is Tebow, in a Bow

Posted in: Boysss, Football & Sports

Amanda Jo Tebow, hahah has a nice ring to it doesn’t it. One of my girlfriends knows Brandon Lloyd from the Denver Broncos, I actually woke up to him in our house once, nice guy, anyway… point is, I asked her to have him hook me up with Tebow but she shut my dream down quick.

Hahah a lady of my habits… It’s just a little sass, with Jesus on his side, he totally could handle it. And what about opposites attract? I still think there’s hope Actually, now that I think about it, I’d take Brady over Tebow anyway, Brady likes bad girls like Giselle.
July23rd

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Someone HELP!

Posted in: Adventures, Boysss

I have a problem, I mean this is a real, serioussss problem and I’ve been dealing with it ever since I can remember. It’s time I get help, too many hot guys are getting away from me and it’s ruining my life. So what’s the problem? My inability to flirt, at all, what-so-ever. Last night I worked the Camp Playboy Comic Con after party and let sooooo many men escape. I mean seriously, there were guys everywhere, and all I wanted to do was eat or play with my gfs.

I had the entire MTV Teen Wolf cast at my table full of babes, and all I said to them was what can I get you to drink? I am a loser and need to break out of this loser shell. The babe in purple? I am an idiot.

Pretty sure instead of flirting, all I could muster up was that I hadn’t seen Teen Wolf was and that I wasn’t into vampire shows. They of course corrected me and told me it was about werewolves and not vampires. Ya whoops. Teen WOLF.

Anyway, I am so over missing out on cute guys especially since they are sparse. Imagine how much further in life I could go if I conquered flirting, how do I learn how to flirt!? Someone teach me quick.
July14th

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Who Is The Selfish One, Her or Him?

Posted in: Boysss, Dating Do's & Don'ts

So I am not one to normally take the guys side over girls, but lately??? I am kind of getting sick of all my girlfriends complaining about the same assh*les over and over. If I had a dollar for every-time I heard a “He’s sooo selfish…” I would be rich. Don’t get me wrong, I have most DEFFFFF been the complainer, I still complain, but it’s starting to make more sense to me. Did it ever cross your mind ladies, that perhaps… we’re just as selfish? It made me wonder…

Who really is the selfish one here? Us girls for asking these guys to be ready, or guys for simply not being ready?

If you stop and think about it, who says he has to love you the same way you love him, at the same exact time you love him, just because that’s what you want? I mean sure that’s ideal, but is it really his fault he’s not ready?

You tell him, “if you love me you should be ready” but if you loved him, wouldn’t you accept that he’s not ready? I mean I get it, we get sick of waiting, especially it he’s done you wrong, but you forcing him to be ready is an uphill battle you can’t win. It leaves you out of breath and him with a headache running for the hills.

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June3rd

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These Messages Must Stop

Posted in: Boysss, Dating Do's & Don'ts

Half of my heart breaks for guys like these, but then the other half rolls it’s eyes and says get a clue pal! World, meet Lance Martin. A random, but real important “publicist” from Hollywood. Apparently these days guys think Facebook is a female delivery service?

I know guys rely heavily on the “spaghetti theory” when it comes to crap like this, (Email 25 girls, and a few have gotta bite!) However, I am overrrr generic party emails from bros who just want a million babes at their super fun parties.

I mean c’mon… do a little research, my profile says I’m born in 1983. I’m 27 and you’re wasting your precious copy and paste time by sending me these messages. Not to mention guys like you don’t even want 27 year olds on your party bus, duh. We’ve long outgrown loving boys for comped bottles and party buses and end up being wayyyy more work than it’s even worth Forget your jungle juice, I want PJ Rose, a yummy meal, my shoes to not be spilled on, a clean seat and only my friends on board. No I don’t want to stop at Typhoon Saloon, and um, can you change the music?

So fellas, lets be a little smarter, if you’re gonna harass chicks on Facebook, please harass ones whose ages correspond with your event. I’d aim for hmmm…under 21? They will at least think you’re cool still. Besides, who wants to hangout with a random off Facebook who obviously lacks his own girlfriends anyway? Not me. After the Craigslist Killer, I am allllll set on Internet peeps, and your little bus is no exception!

But hey, if you have a party bus going to Nelly’s house? That’s a whole different story… pick me up at 8!
January31st

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Guys: To Pedicure or Not to Pedicure?

Posted in: Boysss, Do's & Dont's

Today at the mall I walked by a nail salon and glimpsed inside to see a man giving another man a pedicure… This prompted some immediate confusion. What guy lets another guy rub and scrub his feet? I suppose he could have been into guys, and open to the man on man contact but who knows? This then led to me pondering how I feel about men getting pedicures in general. I like my men manly, so I personally think it’s a bit weird if a man gets a pedicure, especially alone, especiallyyyyyyy by another guy? I don’t want to judge guys for getting one cause hey, who wants dirty feet, not me, but in a perfect world, aka mine, I think there are a few Man Laws regarding pedicures you boys should memorize.

Man Laws Regarding Nail Salons

1. You can only go if your girlfriend drags you. I loveeee pedicures and every girlfriend wants her boyfriend’s company, so yes if your girlfriend asks you to go, fight her a bit but you can give in and go. It’s a perfect excuse to get one because everyone in there will know she made you, and no dignity will be lost

2. Never get one alone. Nothing creeps me out more than guys sitting alone next to me in nail salons. It’s awkward like… uh hey… bro? So um, what color are ya getting? Clear? Oh… cool? It doesn’t make you look confident being in girl territory alone, it makes you look creepy. If you MUST get a pedicure, please drag along a female friend.

3. Clear polish on any man hand or foot is never ok. Never! I will never appreciate a shiny polished man nail, if you must get a pedicure do not add any polish. Nail polish is 100% for girls, yes even clear.

4. Under no circumstances get waxed at a nail salon. If you must be waxed, please book a spa appointment behind closed doors. Nothing is weirder than a guy walking into a nail salon and asking if they have time for a wax? Eeeeeek!

5. Never be too groomed. If you must get a pedicure fine but there is such thing as a man being too groomed. If your man hands and feet are nicer than mine? Turn off. Keep the pedicures sparse, one every 2-3 months?

That is all I can think of for now… Man pedicure’s are such a tricky thing so hopefully my man law’s have cleared things up for you Overall consensus? Leave the pedicures for us girls, but if you MUST get one? Bring a female friend to keep your dignity.
January23rd

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Love Vs. Lust

Posted in: Boysss, Dating Do's & Don'ts

I found this article on askmen.com I thought it was cute and had a lot of insightful info for people questioning if they’re in love or lust. Want help deciding in love or lust? Here are the askmen.com deciding factors…

“Are you in love, or is it lust? Love and lust are inextricably intertwined. Lust is ground zero for hormones — it’s nature’s way of bringing the opposite sexes together to mate. In fact, without lust, it’s doubtful that love between a man and a woman would have a chance to prosper at all.

The driving force of the sexual imperative bridges the gap between the almost incompatible brain styles of the two sexes. So lust can be seen as one end of a broad continuum, which may or may not culminate in romantic love.

And love is the most ennobling of human emotions — transcendental, exalted and capable of engendering emotional states that can make the male of the species want “to be a better man.”

Men fight wars over lust, but they make homes and families for love. ♥

In Love With Lust

For men, lust is a heady experience; the brain goes on hold and red-hot surges of testosterone run the show. Lust, like love, is truly blind. This is why, especially at the beginning of a relationship, it can be hard to tell whether you’re in lust or love — whether she may be “The One,” or merely a passing fancy who’ll have your blood boiling for only a short while.

This is because men are perfectly capable of engaging in sex before they forge emotional bonds with a woman — and those raging hormones can easily disguise themselves as feelings of love.

The real danger is that both lust and love can rob a man of his natural strength and defenses — and then it’s all too easy to hand his male power over to a woman for sex-ploitation .

Lust is especially dangerous because it causes a man to think with his crotch and throw all reason and logic to the wind. When a man’s in lust he doesn’t care if he and his partner have anything in common. He’s not interested in where she comes from or where she’s going. His brain is only focused on using his key to unlock the door to the secret cave. If his partner’s only in lust, she’ll use this against him, but if they’re both falling in love, this sexuality is a bond.

Learn how to tell instantly whether you’re in love or lust…

So how can you tell whether it’s love or lust? Here are a few tips to help you sort things out.

It’s Lust If:

You’re totally focused on her looks and body
Even before you know her name, you’re already fantasizing about what she looks like naked and what it would be like to have sex with her.

You don’t care about anything she has to say
It wouldn’t make a difference to you if you never had aconversation with her. Furthermore, you don’t bother to return her calls promptly and you can easily go for days without talking to her — until you get horny again.

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January15th

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My New Gym/Life Shirt

Posted in: Boysss, Rants

Isn’t this shirt perfect? Why didn’t I come out with a BYE line already? It’s all that I ever want to say anyway. I am really shocked with some of the conversation attempts I have been getting lately. Solution? This shirt. My shirt would get a lot of use… Grocery store, gym, doctor’s office, jogging, shopping… ahhh such a great fool tool. I guess I could buy a couple? All I would have to do is point and smile

I purposely go to the gym hideous, with no make up, so why do guys still come up and bother me? It’s such a tricky thing, because sometimes I might want guys to talk to me, but the chance you’re one of the .000000000001% I have an interest in is rare which brings me back to the it’s best you leave me be rule. Plus when guys go up to a girl at the gym everyoneeee watches, so not only are you stressing me out, the fact that 90 eyes are on me as you’re stressing me out, stresses me out even more! I did have a guy write me a note once, that was at least respectful, however I have no idea where he got the supplies?

It just seems every single place I go to, a guy bothers me and in the wrong way. Maybe if it were a normal hi or hello it’d be one thing, but the fools that come up to me say the stupidest things. If they’re not speechless, stuttering WHOA HEY HIIIIIIIIIIIIIII, WHOA HEY THERE, then they’re sick perverts growling, grunting, barking, howling etc. Plus they’re always out of my league? Not like I am some untouchable princess (…. pause…) but if you’re 56, why on earth would I want to talk to you? If you are the trash man, who has 5 ninos at home and a lovely wife waiting to greet you with a big dinner, why are you blowing kisses at me? Do you think we like it? Stop. Oh and don’t bother sending comments that say, you should be happy that men want to talk to you. Really? Because I see them harass everyone, even fugly girls, so no, harassing me really is not a compliment.

Then the other day a bum yelled at Sheila and I. If you even call it yelling. I never turn around, but whatever noise he made caused me to turn around out of pure shock, I had to see what creature made the noise. When I turned around he said YEAHHHHHHHHH as he nodded his head or something sick. He then peed his pants. My whole face scrunched up. I feel gross men should be responsible for my wrinkles and be held liable in a beauty court. Pay up, we’ll see how much you be barkin then.

Then there are the guys who think they need to offer their gym assistance as a method of contact. Oh how kind of you! Nothing is more annoying than when you bros try to give me workout tips. I’ll always say no thanks and walk off. It’s soooo rude. If we’re gonna exchange tips then how about you go change your outfit, stop only working out your biceps, stop plucking your brows too much, take off your bandanna and then well chat. Plus when I am super sweaty and ugly I really don’t want anyone to talk to me so I guess we worked through this complex together?

Final verdict? Do not bother me at the gym or ever, unless you are polite and normal. Bye.

Disclaimer: No, I didn’t really buy the shirt, I am 100% snob online where I’m safe, but only 82% snob in real life. I kind of wish I did though, these predators need to be controlled.
November19th

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National AYWD- Appreciate Your Woman Day

Posted in: Boysss, Stocking Stuffers 2010, Your Best Life!

My roommate and I were talking yesterday about how awesome our high school boyfriends were in comparison to the guys we date these days. Both our HS boyfriends would literally bring us nice jewelry on random days, you know, just to be nice. We both were like, hmmm back then we had everyyyy possible Tiffany’s bracelet, necklace, ring, key-chain etc. My boyfriends would just show up with blue boxes and I’d be like huhhh jeezzz, eyeroll, what now obsessseddddd. Now a days guys don’t just show up with nice jewelry, well not at least the winners I date, probably because they don’t last long enough to enter jewelry giving mode, but then again Day 1 is jewelry giving mode if you ask me Maybe I need to go back to dating 20 year olds that appreciate me? Or maybe guys need to start being sweet and thoughtful again and buy jewelry for reasons other than messing up?

Anyway, it made me think that all you boyfriends need to step your game up and spoil your deserving woman a bit more. Girls loveeee jewelry, so why not surprise her with something nice today, just because. I was browsing online for nice silver or gold jewelry sites and found some pretty pieces on ShopNBC.com for awesome prices, so boys, bust out your credit cards and buy her something nice today. “You, you, you can thank me now”. Happy wife = happy life.

Also Christmas is coming up so that’s an option as well. Here are a few of my favorite pieces, but to explore all the other jewelry you can visit www.ShopNBC.com, I want it ALL!

Sterling Silver/Black Rhodium 8.25″ Bold Pave Black Sapphire Link Bracelet

Sterling Silver 7″ Twisted Bead End-Cap Electroform Bangle Bracelet

Loving this silver bracelet, it reminds me of Ashley’s cuteee David Yurman bracelet, but much more affordable!

Or perhaps some lovely diamonds. I’ve always wanted some real ones

14K White Gold 0.75ct Diamond Stud Earrings