My friend Jo posted a funny definition earlier from Urban Dictionary.com, she also said to look up your own name to see the urban definition of it. It is funny because people are either writing the definitions about themselves or about an Amanda they know so they’re either really good or reallllly bad. The entire first page of my name was all Amanda’s bragging about themselves, and then the second page was all downhill ahhaha. Such mean things! I loved reading some of them to see if I could relate, a few were pretty accurate

Look up your name and see if yours matches your personality as well as mine ;P

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According to Urban Dictionary.com NOT me, Amanda is:

1. A women named Amanda is typically very beautiful with an incredible body and nice eyes. They are known to be very lovable. Amanda’s are envied by other women.

2. A woman who doesn’t take ish from anyone. She does things her way, when she wants, where she wants, how she wants, with who she wants

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3. Most have a nice and big butt. They grow into their boobs (huh?) and are really sweet and kind. You could never stay mad at an Amanda. They are lovable and kind. They never miss a chance to say sorry for anything. Everyone loves Amanda.

4. An Amanda is kind of like a monkey. It’s a girl that seems very nice and respectful at first, but then she will turn around and backfire on you.

5. Meaning ‘worthy of love’ in Latin, it has recently become slang for ‘the best sister in the whole wide world’.

Amanda is smart, beautiful, sarcastic, loving, helpful, and supportive. She gives her all in everything that she does, even if she doesn’t know how to do it.

Known for giving great advice, being extremely protective of the ones she loves, saving the day on a regular basis, and corrupting the minds of young children.

She has fantastic taste in anything and everything(especially boys), and looks fantastic without even trying. It isn’t fair.

Immune to criticism and bad weather, they can do anything with grace and perfection. She’s almost too perfect. You could hate her if you didn’t know her, but if you do, she’s your best friend.

She’s the biggest sweetheart you’ll ever meet. She deserves a hug, just as long as you don’t touch her hair. Or feet. If you do, she’ll switch into a Bailey, and roundhouse kick your ass. Anyway, leave the hair alone.

And no I didn’t write that one hahahah.

lkadjshaskdjal;skdja;lskd is me laughing. It is my version of the annoying LOL. I invented this, all on my own, yet I see people all over the world using it hahaahjksd. No really, I do. Friends started using it, then their friends, and now I go on girl’s pages I have no clue who they are  and see it. Well, thank me for your unique online laugh

The theory behind it was I was laughing so hard one time I physically couldn’t type. All I could get out was alksjdkssaklkkkkkksdjjjjj. I was laughing so hard and had no words to express at that moment. I have broken down the funny scale also because not everything is a ajkla;skldlksadjal;kdsskdskdja;

ljkasdkjhasdkjashdasddlsajdlaskdhas;doasdha= REALLY FUNNY, like can’ttttt breathe funny

lsakdjhakjshdasd= super funny, more like an LOL

ldkjasd= funny

ha ha= not really that funny

And there you have it. Now you know what it is and where it came from!

So I told this story on my Facebook earlier, but I will tell it again just to ensure everyone is up to date with what an Alpha Female is. I was talking to my ex ESL boyfriend about my website and when looking at it, he says “I don’t know Amanda, the Alpha part seems a bit too sorority to me” Hmmm… was I missing something or was he? HAhshsakdsjssd being a crazed Alpha Chi Omega at SDSU, the little guy figured that is what the Alpha meant. Yeahhhh no…….. so for all the guys and girls out there who are one step behind… meet the Alpha Female Not written by me…

An Alpha Female is a dominant female in a group. She dates as many males as she wants, is strong and confident, and a hard worker as well as often busy. She is usually sarcastic because she’s powerful and playful. Alpha Females are intelligent, intellectual problem solvers; and though being an alpha female is more of a state of mind than a physicality, an alpha understands that dressing up or sexy increases her power in society, so she does it. Alpha Females are often terribly misunderstood by Beta and lesser males, as evident by the other posts about Alpha Females, and when this happens, she’s called a bitch … Alpha Females prefer passion over romance, although if it’s romance coming from an Alpha Male, a hootttttt one, that’s another story…

Hmmm… sounds like someone I know

My Alpha Pom