Areeee you kidding me with this sandwich? Can I even call it a sandwich considering there is no bread, instead 324 meat patties… one on top of another? YUCK. If you haven’t seen this disgusting sandwich yet, here it is. The newest treat KFC has to offer, the Double Down. What exactly does this sandwich consist of? Two deep fried chicken patties which serve as buns, two pieces of bacon and two melted slices of cheese all slathered in mayonnaise. Barf. What’s even worse? KFC has sold over 10 milllllllllion of these in just ONE month! They were only supposed to have the sandwich on their menu until Sunday, but hey, ten million of you fatties bought em so why stop selling them now!? I mean really? Deep friend chicken in mayo bacon and American cheese? That’s like my worst nightmare. Glad they claim it’s “low carb” did they forget there are massive amounts of carbs, sodium, fat and calories in this thing?

I bet you’re wondering just exactly how many calories something like this actually contains? Well, KFC claims online that the sandwich has only 540 calories and 32 grams of fat but yyyyyeah right! It’s been reported that it actually has about 1,228 calories and I wouldn’t be surprised if it had more. 1,288 calories? That is practically my daily intake. And people wonder why they’re fat. If you eat pure greasy fried fat? You’re gonna be fat.

I feel like this sandwich is the Snuggie of sandwiches. People buy it just because it’s so absurd and laughable, they try it just to say they did. Anyway, can’t wait to hear about all you sickos who’ve tried this thing, no holding back on me now!

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