Sorry I have been so MIA guys, I was working the CTIA convention in Las Vegas, and then was celebrating a birthday in LA this past weekend… Anyway I have sooo much to talk about and so much to post about so don’t leave me just yet. My latest confusion is why floozie girls complain about being single? Sorry guys, this might make it more tricky for you to find your one night stands, but I need to address this issue.

The other night my guy friend decided to invite 2 girls to join us for a nice dinner in Vegas. I was all for it until they, um… showed up. One girl was a total mess, glammed to the max in denim booty shorts, high high stripper heels, overly glossed collagen lips, pouffy pageant hair, and a top so low I could see her boobs, bra and all. What kind of girl “friend” wears this to a nice dinner, knowing she’s about to meet her guy friend and another girl? When I freaked out about who we were eating with (Embarrassed because she looked like an escort) He told me who cares, shes like 35. Wait what? 35, and you’re still single, prowling around Vegas with your boobs out like you’re hot shit?  Lemme guess, you go home at night, drink 5 bottles of wine alone and wonder why no one takes you serious? Respectable men, the kind you cry about wanting to find, don’t want to date strippers or women that dress like them.

When are girls going to understand you get what you give. If you send the message to the public that you’re a h*e (Denim booty shorts, bra exposed blouse, sleeping around…) Then that is how people (men) will treat you. You are sending the message that you are good for one thing and one thing only. You are displaying who you are and what you’re made of. I understand wanting to show off some sex appeal, but there is a way to wear it without showing off every body part you own.

Sure, some lo$er guy would probably love to call that girl his gf, but do you really want a man who wants you solely because you’re “hot” and easy? I know LOTS of girls, lots who dress pretty scandalous, lots who sleep around and have a bad rep for it, and yet ALL of them say, I want a boyfriend, or no guys call me back after the first night. Um hello, figure it out. Dress/act like a sl*t, be treated like one. Plus, if you’re over 30 and still dressing like you’re 21, that alone is a problem. I wouldn’t even have worn this girl’s outfit on Spring Break in ’03. Too small, floozie.

Girls if you want a respectable, classy, good guy, stop dressing for the opposite. Or, if you don’t want to stop dressing like a flooze, fine, just don’t wonder why you’re in a hit it and quit it rut.

Want to avoid sending the wrong message, all while remaining appealing? Stick to my rule, only expose one body part per night. If you’re wearing a low cut top, fine. Just make sure you cover up your lower half. Wanna wear a short skirt or shorts? Cute, just pair it up with a flowy tank and blazer. Wanna wear knee high boots? Again, it’s ok, just don’t pair it with a corset and mini skirt. Pair your boots up with some skinny jeans and a blazer or shorts and a blazer. It’s all about balance.

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