Vegas has got to be crazier than ever, I don’t know if it due to the economic crisis or what but I love being a girl in that city! I ended up spending $30 bucks this entire weekend and $20 of it was on gas to get there. Remind me again why I live in San Diego, where bars tell me I have to pay $20 bucks to get in, all to then pay for all my own drinks?

A group of me and 5 of my fabulous friends packed our bags and headed out to Vegas for my 26th birthday and for once I had a flawless Vegas trip! No drama, no fights, no crying ha ha, I actually left sad. Usually on Sunday I am like get me the helllll outta this city but we almost stayed another night simply because we did not want the weekend to end

We ended up staying at the Mirage for free, the hotel pretty much caters to groups of girls, literally anything we needed they took care of. Bottle service, fancy dinners, cabanas, lunches by the pool, all free. It is a total win win situation for everyone…they want groups of girls at their events, and we’re cheap and want everything for free. Best trade ever!

Click to read all about us meeting Benicio Del Torro and Nicole from the Pussy Cat Dolls!

So we headed out to Vegas Friday at around 7. Megan was a total crazy psycho driving there but it made for a fun ride. We arrived and checked into our rooms. Meggan Herd had already arrived and decorated my room so cute Pink, hello kitty confetti, cupcakes, vodka, and snacks best friend ever!

We rush to get ready so we can go grab a bite to eat before we go out. I think we walked 4 steps and were immediately harassed by promoters. Think shuttle drivers at the Cabo airport, it was almost that bad Every single one is like sooo you’re going to Jet Club tonight right? We didn’t understand why they harass us as if we don’t already have 23 plans set up. I guess that is just me being a brat, but they were bugaboos. They follow you around until you literally tell them to stop. We ended up just going to Jet since it was in our hotel and my friend had a friend that worked there.

At first we didn’t know where the VIP line was so I asked one of the ushers where to find Brandon, the host we were looking for. He put all 6 of us in some huge line full of cougars and 4′s. I informed him that most definitely was NOT the area we were looking for and he then proceeded to yell that it WAS the area. Hmmm nope… not working for me I go to the front and find Brandon and he tells us to come right in. Stupid usher, I knew I was right ;P

So we go in, they bring us to some girl area where its unlimited bottle service. This is where my champagne diet kicked in. They give you endless amounts, even more than they offer you water. Actually when we asked for water, they acted confused. The girl even said she had to go ask her manager if he could comp us a water. Wait so let me get this straight, you can comp us endless supplies of any booze we want but we can’t get water? HA haaaha my kinda city.

We then got a little over Jet so we decided to hit up XS @ Encore Hotel. This place has got to be one of the hugest, craziest clubs EVER. Huge pillars all over, pools, dance floors, anything you could ever want or need, they have it. My friend Heather lives in Vegas and had friends there with a table. Again unlimited booze, yikes. While running around here we actually ran into one of my friends Arika! It was finally my bday at midnight that Friday night, so I went into party mode! They even played 50′s Its Your Birthday song THREE times that night! So weird, once at Jet and TWICE at XS. It was a sign

I became sleepy by 1am per usual, so Heather and I went to eat. We ate a yummy 2am meal and then passed out. Fabulous pre bday night. Saturday rolls around and we decide to hit up Bare pool at the Mirage. Most of you know Bare Pool is an “adult” pool meaning big gross moms can take their tops off and its allowed! I was skeptical about going here but there were only like 3-4 weirdos with their tops off. You couldn’t pay me to take my top off, so weird. Gross perverts all over. So we arrive to Bare and get taken to our own cabana. Megan, Hanah and Jessica were already down there so we met up with them.

What they FORGOT to mention was that NICOLEEEEEEE from the Pussy Cat Dolls was 3 feet away at the bed right next to ours! I couldn’t believe they didn’t tell me, shes my computer wallpaper helllllllo PCD groupie! We all tried to play it kewl like we didn’t care she was right there but really, we were all hating our lives because she is the cutest thing ever. She of course didn’t eat the entire day, not one bite, just sipped on the same margarita for hours. Meanwhile over at our table………….. 2 pizzas, chips and salsa, 3 drinks per hand…. hmm and I wonder why I don’t look like her? Her body is insane, and I neverrrr give people that much credit but she deserves it. Just as hot in person as in pics. Her glasses weren’t that cute but she had on a cute red bikini, was super toned and tan and was so nice when I harassed her for a picture. She told me that she lovedddd my bikini and that I was gorgeous. Yeah I will never get over that Coming from the cutest girl alive… I was thrilled haahsdkjalsdasd. I was surprised how chatty she was with us…She was leaving as we talked to her so she offered us her cabana and told us to order anything we wanted! Was shocked how nice she was. Here is a paparazzi pic of her I found online so you can see her cuteness, and then a pic I snuck with my phone, I am such a stalker.  She also had a full on crazy rhinestoned blackberry that said Pussy Cat Doll on the back. So jealous. I wanna be a PCD!

After drooling over Nicole all day we then get invited by some fat rich fools Villa at the Mirage. The Villas are these crazy hotel rooms that are more like houses. Huge mini mansions with their own pools. The guy who invited us was such a cocky joke, I actually told him that he was annoying and that rich guys in Vegas are a dime a dozen just like cute girls are. He honestly had no idea what to even say. I told him I was over him talking about his money and that we could easily float 2 feet down the pool to find another guy just like him. We ended up making up after he told me I was a handful, and going to his Villa. I was already tipsy so if I wanted to make it out that night, I had to put myself to sleep. As I was leaving by myself to go to the room for a nap, I see Benicio Del Torro in the hallway of the Villas. He asked me where the party was at and I rolled my eyes and kept going asdjhasjdhsad. After I did that I realized it was him. Ooooopsie My girl friends ended up in his Villa being propositioned for paid relations. Gross. One girl gave him her # and he ended up calling her like 3 times.

I wandered to a coffee shop, bought myself a $10 dollar sandwich and passed out. I was so ugly romping through the casino, chowing down on a huge sub. So cute I am sure. We had dinner plans at Stack, a place at the Mirage at 9pm so I needed a nap asap. Napped, got ready, and headed to Stack with the rest of the girls. Benecio and Leonardo DiCaprio had dinner plans here so the Mirage wanted to make sure they had girls there. Free dinner with those two? Fine with me, especially since it was my birthday.

After dinner we went back to Jet, had our own table, popped more champagne, and celebrated Hannah’s bday which was at midnight. The host told us she needed us to walk over to Benicio’s room at 2am so I really had to pep talk myself to stay awake. I actually made it til 4 am that night! Drug free of course Overall the best bday by far… I danced the night away and made my friends really proud! I was way fun that night haha

Sunday we slept til 12, ate room service, hit the pool for a bit, almost ended up staying another night but had to leave because Jess had work. Boo. I can’t wait to go back asap, best city ever to be in as a single cheapo Thanks to all my friends who made it the BEST bday ever!!!!!

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