Why do guys have little thin mustaches? No, seriously…… why? They are not hot, no girl likes a thin, sparse mustache. Jamie Foxx, Nelly, my husband Adrian Peterson… please shave your stashey’s, pleaseeeeeee. You all would be 498% times hotter without them! The thin mustache era gottts to go. So many potential men are ruined with them.
*UPDATE: I am not dissing on goatee/stash combos. They are NOT suggested, however they are not nearly as repulsive as these little thin, clean mustaches below.
If you have a stash, shave it now! Thanks 
4 Comments
Comment by Beyondrace — December 17, 2009 @ 11:26 am
Get a life, we like our mustaches. Damn can man be a man, we don’t want to look like babies. You want a baby go have one. We are men and we are keeping our mustaches. F-that, we are grown folks, step back.
Comment by jazmine — January 25, 2010 @ 4:05 pm
i know this is an old post, but personally i love them!..and alot, well most of my girlfriends do too, i like my men to be men i suppose
..but yeah just saying i know alot of girls that like it, some men end up looking like 10 year old hairless boys without them lol. x
Comment by amandajo — January 25, 2010 @ 4:46 pm
im all for some facial hair but not the super thin creepy mustaches! you even like those!?? eek
Comment by scientist — January 25, 2010 @ 9:18 pm
i agree with you cuz. generally people have these because they can’t grow anything better. if you can’t produce facial hair then you shouldn’t try.
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