I am sorry but I gotta call out my buddy here. I was flippin through his facebook when I came across a major don’t. Yes there are even don’ts when it comes to sunglasses fellas. Sorry!
First of all for the don’ts:
1. Don’t ever wear Oakley’s. I don’t care if you found them at the beach, they were given to you for free by a friend, they’re comfy etc… Oakley’s are Oakley’s and not hot.
2. Do not ever wear sunglasses that don’t fit your face. Nothing is uglier than too small of glasses. Being a fellow fat head, I know it is possible to find glasses that fit pumpkin shaped heads 
Too SMALL of glasses!
3. White glasses are out. For men and women both… white glasses to me =’s yellow corvette. Sure you stand out but it’s not a good stand out! Toss em ;P So yes, that makes white Oakley’s the worst! 
4. Don’t wear flashier glasses than me. I am all for a baby Gucci sign on the side, but the giant DIOR label on men is NOOOTTTTT ok… ever.
Now for the Do’s. This is of course my personal preference… I prefer the classy/preppy w a side of swagga look on men. Click for the DO’s!
3 Comments
Comment by Seany to the mutha f'in T — October 7, 2009 @ 11:09 am
I couldn’t agree more about the oakleys, white glasses, and small glasses. also, i like your choices… i have that pair of pradas. my collection also includes John Varvatos, Oliver Peoples, Diesel, and Ray Ban (for my hipster days). the Varvataos are prob my fav’s right now so you should prob throw a pair on your list
Comment by Mike — October 7, 2009 @ 11:37 am
The only problem with I see is that if you wear glasses that aren’t distinguishable between male and female glasses you look like a tool. I have some Armani’s that are definitely borderline but they go great with hangovers. And I have some Oakleys I wear for more active things like hiking or camping. You are always wrong with white sunglasses. And if you are still trying to pull the Neo/Matrix look then you’re an idiot. When I see a guy wearing a pair of sunglasses my wife owns, and he’s obviously not gay, it worries me.
Comment by Sean Leffler — October 7, 2009 @ 12:44 pm
how sad… everyone likes my glasses (maybe just not on my face). i never thought my helloamanda debut would be concerning how oversided my head is. to be clear, you think my glasses don’t have enough height, not that my head is shaped like Stewie’s football head and doesn’t cover enough horizontal distance.
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