September14th

So me and my guy friends were talking about what is and isn’t ok to joke around with girls about, I had no idea guys were so clueless! Wait yes I did, I just had no idea they were thisssssssssssssssssss clueless. They didn’t know it was bad to make fun of a girls outfit!? Uh yessss so mean!

Here is the list of things I decided is never ok to discuss with girls, even in a joking/criticizing way…

1. Outfits- Ok so I am wearing a flower, grandma blouse. Guess what!? If I put it on AND wore it out, that means I like it. Maybe you don’t but I probably don’t like your wallet chain. I don’t tell you how ugly that is do I? Your jean capris? Your cut off sleeve shirt? Your buzzed too short hair cut?

2. My friends- Yah so my friend is a little wild, drinks too much and is an attention h*e. I can say that but you… can’t. You can agree in a positive way, “oh yeah I see what you mean” but never start the topic! People consider their friends as extensions of themselves so if you criticize my friends, I will feel as if you are criticizing  me indirectly. Careful what you say!

3. Weight- I had an ex tell me, yeah you could maybe lose about 5lbs. Ya ok thanks for the honesty but NO. Motivate me some other way. Lets go for a run, lets eat healthy, but NEVER tell me to lose weight! So rude!I think it was safe to say that one had to come to an end. I want someone to think I am perfect 5 pounds heavier and all :)

Guys please never forget these 3 things. Girls are sensitive and this will probably annoy them, whether they say it does or not, it does!

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11 Comments

  • Comment by Leah — September 15, 2009 @ 11:28 am

    Amanda I had a guy tell me this, and I quote

    “I think your gorgeous! I’m not attracted to skinny girls, wait I mean, super skinny girls”

    Hmmm…kewl thanks!

  • Comment by amandajo — September 15, 2009 @ 11:35 am

    sfdsdfgdffddfdfgdffd DUH everyday, my soccer coach GARY, used to say guys like thick girls its ok ahahahahah guys are IDIOTS!

  • Comment by Daniel — September 15, 2009 @ 1:36 pm

    amanda, please do a “Things girls should not say to guys” piece. because im sure girls are retarded too.

  • Comment by Anonymous — September 15, 2009 @ 1:37 pm

    But Daniel, I am not a guy LOKAJDLKASJD help me write one! I am sure i say things wrong all the time, like mmm where is your hot cousin? is that bad? aahahah

  • Comment by Daniel — September 15, 2009 @ 1:37 pm

    ps. im sorry, but yes, you SHOULD clown on a dude for wearing a chain wallet. but not cutoff sleeve shirts… because i like ‘em. =)

  • Comment by amandajo — September 15, 2009 @ 1:38 pm

    But Daniel, I am not a guy LOKAJDLKASJD help me write one! I am sure i say things wrong all the time, like mmm where is your hot cousin? is that bad? aahahah cut off sleeves, ehhhh sorry not a fan. dont hate them or anything i just wouldnt pick them out, same as a guy probably wouldnt pick out my turtle neck ahah

  • Comment by Daniel — September 15, 2009 @ 4:06 pm

    Believe me, Im well aware of your femininity. i just figured you would take a twitter poll and ask guys to submit stuff or something. if i can think of a good list, ill let youu know. and i guess clothing has its place. cut off tees for hiking and epic ping pong games… and turtlenecks for… wait, you wear turtlenecks?…

  • Comment by amandajo — September 15, 2009 @ 4:08 pm

    YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lksjdklasdj cute ones dont worry ;) ill take a pic of me in one next time i wear it, ull be a fan i am positive!

  • Comment by Daniel — September 15, 2009 @ 6:52 pm

    i have no doubt that every bit of your wardrobe is stylish and cute. so as long as you tell me yours isnt a bright red jersey-knit turtleneck, ill trust that it looks just adorable.

  • Comment by peter — September 16, 2009 @ 12:46 am

    ladies please please please cut us some slack…
    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/health/healthnews/6132718/Men-lose-their-minds-speaking-to-pretty-women.html

  • Comment by ISH — October 6, 2009 @ 11:58 pm

    NOW THIS IS FUNNY arent these the exact 3 things I just said about you on twitter…WOW I AM THE ISH!!! ha ha ha ha…and for the record, I DONT work out, so now what…lol AND I DO LIKE THICK GIRLS, thick thighs as long as its PROPORTIONED to the body, I hate DRUNK retarded girls, I LOVE telling chicks about themselves BECAUSE I KNOW when they get on a rant they will tell a guy about himself for sure…2009 You want it equal you got it…SHORTY GET IT IN!!!! ISH GO HARD! lmao

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