I saw this article in Cosmo and I loved it! I added a few of my own because they left out a few important ones
but peep out these clues on how to avoid an enemy disguised as a friend!

1. She only tags you in her Facebook pictures if your eyes are closed or you look like a drunk sloppy mess.
2. You invite her EVERYWHERE, but the second she has something fun to go to, she sneaks off to it herself. She wants all the attention.
3. She changes her girl friends more than her underwear.
4. Her new ring looks mysteriously like the one you just misplaced.
5. She invites your crush to a dinner party at her apartment, but “forgets” to tell you. Oops!
6. You dread reading her Twitter feed. No one should be subjected to a play-by-play of all of her drama.
7. Her ultimate compliment is, that is cute, where can I get it? Mention seeing the hottest pair of boots? She’ll run and get them first.
8. Whenever she gets the chance to throw you under the bus, she will. When someone tells you the shirt you have on is cute, that you borrowed from her? She is the girl that says: Oh that’s MINE. Spend the entire night barfing? She won’t let you or anyone else forget about it…ever!
9. She adds your ex or crush onto facebook and sends him
winky faces. Shady!
10. She finds a way to one up you no matter what the situation. Ohh I wish I could fit into those jeans but I am just too petite. Ew!


















2 Comments
Comment by Sean Leffler — September 2, 2009 @ 6:36 pm
haha “winky faces”… that just sounds funny
Comment by Anissia — September 3, 2009 @ 8:50 am
funny ahah
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