My all time favorite show is To Catch a Predator with Chris Hansen on NBC, howeverrrr that doesn’t mean I want to be the prey. I am so over creepy weirdos on the internet. The best part is none of the creepy guys think they are the creepy ones. I guess it is kinda like the people who are old, who call other people old. My one grandma always calls people old… I am like, hello? You are old!

Anyway, I approve a lot of people to my facebook because well, duh I have a website, after all this is a networking site isn’t it?  I am all for being friendly and stuff, and I do reply to emails quite often if they have a topic other than “Hi ur hot” but I will not reply to emails anymore of weirdos with the following:

1. No pictures. Weird, where are your pictures? Not like I care what you look like, but there is a reason you’re not adding pics and that scares me. Don’t have a camera, hmm its 2009 and you’re on a social site, time for a camera! Too scary looking to take pics? Hiding from someone/something? Whatever the reason may be, no picture profiles are creepy and a sure fire way to be ignored/deleted!

2. Obsessed letters. So you think I am awesome, cool. Honestly it is nice to hear such positive things but sometimes people take it too far. Obsessing over everything I say, over analyzing, asking weird questions. I do not come on facebook to date. I have never met anyone off the internet that I haven’t known in real life or through friends already. I would never, I repeat never, give you my phone number or any other personal info. Stop asking if I want to see pictures of your kids, your dog, your new boat, your band. Cause I don’t.

3. Pictures of you and 423,234,774,732 random girls. Why do guys think pics of them with “girls” makes them cool? It’s so obvious you were at the Playboy Mansion for some charity event and interrupted a girl’s evening by saying “Sorry to bother you, but can I get a pic?”  then ran home and made it your default. Yikes! Idk there is a fine line with these things. I have taken pics with guys like this before and some are super harmless and nice. Others are just creepy.

4. You don’t speak English. Why do you want to be my friend? We can’t ever communicate? I don’t get it at all. I can’t even sign on to my facebook chat anymore because 46 XiLKjjfil’s from China/Europe want to chat. I tried communicating with a guy once and he kept saying why you do? Uh what do you mean why I do? He kept LOLing. I didn’t, and still don’t, get it. Creepy! There are a few people from far away places I love talking to because they’re able to communicate and it is so interesting to learn about the different lifestyles across the world. It is ok if you don’t speak English, I just don’t see how we can chat if you don’t.

That is enough for now. Honestly unless you are a friend of a friend, or we have something HUGE in common like you have a girly website or a Pomeranian named Priscilla then hold off on the messages please. I will contact you if needed. All these weird FB pages are creepin me out. I know I know, I added them, I will deal with it, however men could be a little less creepy/aggressive don’t ya think?

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