So last weekend I went up to OC for RILEY’s B-day HI RILEY! a,lasjjdslsadsad she turned 14 so on Friday night she had 17 of her friends sleep over the night before going to Wild Rivers. Wild Rivers is a water park in OC just FYI… Anyway, Arika and I went out on Friday night in OC but came home to find the kids still wide awake. I think we slept maybe 4 hours because of the constant screaming, yelling, crying etc going on inside the house. I woke up at 8am the following day againnnn due to all the crazy kids being noisy.

Saturday was the big day, 30 kids were coming over, loading into Craig & Lindsay’s motor home and jet setting to Wild Rivers. Check out all these KIDS! Ahhhhhh

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I don’t know how I always get talked into these crazy ideas, but I do! Anyway, so we got to Wild Rivers and decided since they bought 35 tickets for the kids to get in, a few of us would try to use some of the kids passes to get in. I actually ended up using one of the adults passes who happen to be throwing up the 2 in the pink 1 in the stink shocker sign………………:/ I put my thumb over the picture and hoped for the best. Worked like a charm. The brace face 11 year old working didn’t even check. Score!

We get inside and find our VIP cabana, probably the one place on earth its not cool to have a cabana. After all, all it is, is a green tent with 2 lawn chairs… anyway, we threw up some decorations, snapped a few dry pics, and off we went.

Me & the B-day Brat!

We then hit up a few tube rides, and the wave pool. The next ride we went on I completely ate sh*t on… Arika & I were racing against the other Amanda & Lindsay and for some reason I got launched out of the tube, flung forward a million miles face planting 100% underwater. It is NOT an underwater ride.

So much for curling my hair before the water park!

Overall a fun day -322,525 kids everywhere. Also it really is crazy how many gross weirdos go to Wild Rivers. My eyes were frantic the entire time. Looking over here, over there, everywhere…FUPAs, teevas, shorts pulled over FUPAs, skinny legs, big bellys, floppy boobs, kids larger than me, poopy diapers, a man with one leg sun bathing down the lazy river, Jack Sprat could eat no fat, his wife could eat no lean…it was just wild sights everywhere I looked.

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