Ahhhhhhh so someone emailed me a hilariousssss story about this chick that won’t leave him alone. He thought it would be an amusing story for my site and it definitely is. So girls, I have one question, are you a crazy chick?

So this is his email to me:

You see, I’ve got this crazy chick that just wont leave me alone. For years now!! We went out ONCE about 8 years ago. She calls my company phone at all hours of the nite and fills my answering machine with rambling messages about her undying love for me, and how she’s really not crazy. Not to mention all the e-mails that come regularly. I’m well past the point of being annoyed, and now I just find it humorous and pathetic. Poor girl. So below you will find her latest message to me tonight. I cut and paste it for your scrutiny and reading humor/pleasure.

Crazy Chicks Email:

“Once again I feel stupid…You love to make me feel like a retard….Why do you love to hate me? Im not fat anymore hahah I found walking to be my best friend..I also have lost interest in the L.A guy eeck..You should call me i need some entertainment..I was just kiddin about the connection thing I think i just can’t stand how you ignore me.. Why do you hate me?”

Ok so crazy chick… I have a few questions. If you feel stupid, do you also realize that you actually are? AHhahaskdjasd your email is soooo crazy! Who asks why a guy loves to hate her? Who admits she was fat and discovered the art of walking kasjdlasjkdsad, then updates the guy on some LA guy he clearly cares nothing about, then tries to play hard to get by saying call me I need entertainment, then she says she’s kidding, then she admits she’s mad he ignores her. Then RE asks why he hates her!?

Do girls like this exist everywhere? If so I need to plan an intervention on creepy, crazy chicks asap!!! Hmm I wonder if he leads her on at all? (I asked he says no, not even friends on ANY of the social sites) Regardless I would NEVER EVER write that to a GUY! I won’t even re text a guy.

PEOPLE OF THE WORLD, there ARE RULES: One text, one call, one voicemail, one email, one facebook comment… that’s IT! If someone is interested they will reply. If they don’t reply, erase them from your life foreverrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! It is quite simple. And for all you wondering well, what if they didn’t get my text? They did. And well, if he likes you, he will contact you sooner or later anyway. Sure there are freak occasions where texts don’t go through but it is quite rare. No double contacting! And definitely NO psycho long weird emails!

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