So there was this suppper annoying guy would would call me, text me, email me, harass me non stop, redial me etc etc…. you get the point. I eventually had to like yell to stop calling me, just so he got the point. Finally, he stopped texting me. I think I ran into him a few months later and we did the whole hi, bla, how are you thing, and then of course, the texts began again. I was really nice to him, so I guess he took that as ok great door is back open. Anyway, one night I ran into him DT and he started texting me all crazy to meet up, call him, come over etc. No no no nah no thanks, no. I said no 239 times. I told him I was with all guys and going home to swim with them. (I really wasn’t, but I was hoping he would get mad/grossed out/annoyed/jealous)………….he didn’t.  Instead, he asked if he could come too. What? You want to come to a random guys house and go swimming in a random guys pool, after I have been SO rude and totally already told you I was calling the cops months before? My guy friends Scott & Ian were like rolllllllllllling on the floor laughing like is this guy for real?

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Ian Shoe Guy & Surfhut Scott

Text from Stalker

So I ignore him entirely again. As you can see from the text above I was always kinda mean to him (my replies are green) I feel awful because hes a super nice guy, he just does everything SO SO WRONG. I try dealing with it and every single time I freak out because it’s just too much. So I moved on with my life, good bye stalker.

I would say 4 months later (3 months ago or so) I meet a new guy out, he tells me we have such a great connection (barf) and I nod my head like yeahhh for sureeeee, whatever you say. Anyway we end up hanging out once but I realized I was over him. He had way too many gross lines and was so not genuine, I couldn’t handle it. He picked me up so I had no car, so what do I do? I wanted to leave his house…. whats a girl to do? Duhh call your other guy friend to come get you. Hahahaha the guy got so mad another guy picked me up, sorry!!! Bye!

Never spoke to him again.

2 months ago: I am out with Kelly & Rachel and a bunch of others and I run into guy #2 who’s house I left in a rush. Embarassing! He was all Amanda, hi!!! Did, I, uhhhh, do something wrong? hahaha no nope everything is fine We hung out for a second, I declined his beverage and continued on with my night. Lucky for me he was friends with my whole group so I was stuck fake chatting with him all night.

We then head over to a different bar and I of course …(as I am with annoying guy #2) …run into stalker #1. Oh perfect. Just my luck. 2 people I dont want to see, both in the same bar as me.

I say hi to stalker # 1 and then I see him and annoying guy #2 start chatting. Oh great even better… they either just met or are friends, either way this sucks, they’re gonna both talk about what a bitch I am! hahaah. I pass by like hi, thinking they’d never know I knew them both, or not think much of it since I know a lot of SD peeps but then of course when stalker #1 sees I know annoying #2 hes like Amanda? You know him? I was like yeahhhhh? Hes all that’s my ROOMMATE of 4 years

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What? I was SO confused. Stalker lived Downtown last I knew and Annoying #2 lived in PB. I asked him how that was possible and he said um we moved. So I have been to BOTH houses, with BOTH roommates, while BOTH were roommates and needless to say it was a hilarious night. I kinda just laughed and walked off for them to figure it out.

I can only imagine what would have happened if I saw stalker while I was with annoying. That would have been sooooooo stressful! hahaakjshdkjasd there really is no moral of this story, actually there is.

MORAL OF THE STORY: Don’t date guys you meet in a pb bar, the next drunk fool that hits on you probably will be his roommate.

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