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Click the picture to read all about Adam’s weekend full of cougars, married women, eating spinach off a girl’s knee, and hitting on girls with boyfriends… I was so happy of him, til the end

6/19/09

Friday night was an unplanned night out.  I thought the roommate and I were going for a harmless dinner at one of our favorite local’s bar, Latitude 32.  But in the back of my head, I knew Willie wasn’t going to let me out of there until he was satisfied I was legitimately drunk, because that is just how he is.  We ordered our food, and got a pitcher each at the bar and sat at a table.  A few minutes later one of the women at the table behind me tapped my shoulder and said, “just how old are you anyway?”  My roommate replied “30”, and I said “28”.  “Oh ok, you’re both too young then…”  We came to find out these three lovely ladies were on Mom’s Night Out trying to get one of their friends to find a nice man for the night.  Being out of the running, we went back to eating.

When we were sufficiently full and on our way out, something went off in my head, I wasn’t ready to leave, I had not worked on my mingling yet so,  I turned back to the table and introduced myself.  I could tell that these ladies were going to be fun.  Meet Jen, Anne, and Eliza, aka The MILF Squad.  At first I called them The Hot Mom Squad, but Eliza wasn’t happy enough with that and took the naming in to her own hands.  Turns out they all had kids enrolled in the local elementary school, and that is how they met.  Only Jen was single, and Eliza was on a mission to find someone for her.  About this time, the roommate started to yawn.  Fortunately two friends, Casey and Jade were there to save me with more pitchers of beer.  Even though Jen was the single one, I spent most of my time talking to a married one named Anne.  Jen had already found some old guys with wrinkly balls and wrinkly girlfriends to talk “fishing” with, and Eliza was constantly running laps in the bar and taking smoke breaks.  Oh yeah and it didn’t hurt that Anne was HOT.  Yeah, I could only be so lucky to have a wife like that.  No, I wasn’t trying to make anything happen with her, just great conversation. Besides, the single girl had a daughter and a bong waiting for her back at home.  She was super cool, but neither of those things I mentioned are really for me at this point in my life…

I guess the positive in all this is me attempting to make something happen, and to just get in the habit of meeting new people and approaching them. I mean they can’t all be married yet, can they?  It was a good night to start off on my new quest and I look forward to when my real “assignments” begin.

6/20/09

The day of the big birthday BBQ.  I was promised single ladies, and more alcohol than I would know what to do with.  My assignment was simple- to get a phone number.  Nothing crazy, just something to get the ball rolling.

Roommate Dustin and I arrived in style, with our new golf cart.  At this point, the harem of women hadn’t arrived, so it was time to start drinking.  People started to trickle in, a few at a time.  Most of them were regulars to this group, meaning married or in a relationship or… yeah, tried going down that path once.  Then I saw her walking across the street in her yellow sundress.  No boyfriend by her side, and a new face that I’d never seen before.  I figured this was my best bet, so I made it a point to introduce myself quickly.  Melissa was a friend of a friend, and had been off the grid for a while living in LA.  Apparently my roommate had met her a few years ago, and to his knowledge she was single.  A few hours later I felt that things were going well with Melissa.  Taking shots together, rides on the golf cart, even eating spinach salad off of her knee (you had to be there…).  Somehow the topic of movies came up, specifically “The Proposal”.  Melissa mentioned how badly she wanted to see the movie, and I saw my chance.  “Well you know, I want to see it too.  Why don’t we go see it together?”  “Ok yeah, that sounds great!” she said.  As I just googled it right now, I learned the movie is already out.  But yesterday, Melissa was convinced it didn’t come out for a week or two.  “Alright”, I said, “since we have a while, why don’t you give me your number and I can give you a call when it gets closer and we can plan something.”  Pretty smooth I thought.  So the number exchange happened and we continued drinking in to the night.  Toward the end of the party when all the little piggy’s came home, she came up to me and said “I’m gonna leave now, but call me about that movie, I’m glad I found someone to go with since my boyfriend won’t take me!”  WHAAAAAAAAAAT?!?!  I know, I can’t believe it either!  Who DOES that???  I’ll tell you who, PB girls.  So I think I completed the mission?  However, shortly after her departure, I deleted her number.  There will be no proposal for this story.

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