1.  If you can smell yourself, I can too

2. Board shorts are made for swimming

3. I understand you wanna protect your new braids boy, but do rags? Out

4. Keep your grunts and huffs to a minimum. Working out hard is great but growling isn’t

5. Chewing tobacco and spitting it into a clear water bottle next to a girl on a bike is unacceptable

6. Do not flash your body parts in the mirror, none of them, and not even for a quick second

7. Do not follow girls around. Do not stare, do not say anything other than hi. If she responds then respond accordingly

8. Do not drip on the machines, get a towel

9. Do not tell me I have nice thighs. I know what that really means

10. Do not offer to buy me a Jamba Juice when there isn’t even one at the mall we are at, even if there was one, I’d still say no

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